Good Clean Cop Jokes

Here are some good clean jokes, hope you enjoy them.

1- Cop: Do you know how fast you were doing back there?
    Driver: No, my speedometer stops at 120.


2- In Hot Pursuit

Two friends were speeding down the highway at well over 100 miles per hour.
"Hey," asked the guy at the wheel, "see any cops following us?"
The other guy turned around for a long look. "As a matter of fact, I do."
"Oh, NOOOO!" yelled the driver. "Are his flashers on?"
The other guy turned around again. "Yup...nope...yup...nope...yup..."

3- The Helpful Wife

A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:
Man: What's the problem officer?
Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.
Man: No sir, I was going 65.
Wife: Oh Harry. You were going 80.
(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)
Cop: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.
Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!
Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks.
(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)
Cop: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.
Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.
Wife: Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt.
Man: Be quiet, woman!
Cop: Ma'am, does your husband always talk to you this way?
Wife: No, only when he's drunk.


4- Caught for speeding

The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window.
"I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said.
The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

5- Stuck under a bridge

A truck driver was driving along on
the freeway. A sign comes up that reads
"low bridge ahead." Before he knows it
the bridge is right ahead of him and
he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are
backed up for miles. Finally, a police car
comes up. The cop gets out of his car and
walks around to the truck driver, puts his
hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?"
The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering
this bridge and ran out of gas."


Enjoy.

Glad you liked them, I will post more jokes later.

My pleasure.

Not a problem, I'm happy you guys liked them.

I will make another topic with more jokes or I will post them in this one.

Great stuff you got there, keep em coming.

I will probably post some more in a different topic, glad you all like em.

Hello again, I promised you more cop jokes and here they are.

Enjoy

You know why i pulled you over?
I figured you smelled the dozen of donuts in my car a mile away, so i figured that's why u pulled me over...or maybe it's that "Big Gulp" of coffee i'm carrying.

"Why do you think I pulled you over?"
"the question is irrellevent because it doesn't matter what I think I got pulled over for it only matter why YOU think you pulled me over because I'm not about to get a ticket for what I think I was doing only what you think I was doing so when it comes down to I need to know why YOU think you pulled me over so that I can come up with a decent excuse."

Cop...while out of state: "May I see your driver's liscence?"
"But they don't make us get those here..."

Cop: "Do you know how fast you were going?"
"I know you were doing pretty good to keep up."

Cop: "Why are you driving so fast?"
"I didn't see you coming."

Cop: "You have too many people in your car."
"They're all pets...I swear!"

cop: "IS it all right if I search your car?"
"Yeah, sure, just don't check..."