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Dthfrmalarnd

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Jesus, Moses, and John are spending their day on the golf course.

John sets up first and drives the ball 250 yards. It lands just a chip shot away from the hole.

Moses sets up his shot and fairs a little bit better. An easy shot just inches away from the hole.

Jesus sets up his shot and drives it sharply into the trees. It lands in a tree stuck between 2 branches. Both John and Moses try to hide their snickering. Just then an eagle swoops down and picks the ball out of the tree and drops it onto the fairway, a squirrel comes over and rolls the ball into the hole.

Both John and Moses look at each other with a sarcastic look on their face and John says: Jesus, did you come here to play golf, or just mess around all day.

;)