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One day Moses, Jesus and an Old Man were out playing golf.
Moses was up. He teed his ball and then swung and sent the ball sailing right into the middle of a pond. "No problem," said Moses as he went down to the pond, streched forth his club and parted the pond revealing his ball. He simply then went down and hit his ball out up onto the fairway.
Jesus was up next. He teed His ball and then swung and sent the ball sailing right into the middle of the same pond on a lilypad. "No problem," said Jesus as he went down to the pond and then walked upon the water to the lilypad where His ball was and hit his ball off the lilypad up onto the fairway.
The Old Man was up next. He teed his ball and then swung and sent the ball sailing off to the left where it hit the roof of a house, rolled down the roof into the gutter, down through the gutter over into the same pond, up onto a lilypad where a frog jumped up and ate the ball, then a hawk swooped down and caught the frog and flew up into the air with the frog, the frog then spit out the ball right on the green where the ball rolled right into the hole for a hole in one.
Moses turned to Jesus and said, "This is the last time I play golf with your Father!"
Moses was up. He teed his ball and then swung and sent the ball sailing right into the middle of a pond. "No problem," said Moses as he went down to the pond, streched forth his club and parted the pond revealing his ball. He simply then went down and hit his ball out up onto the fairway.
Jesus was up next. He teed His ball and then swung and sent the ball sailing right into the middle of the same pond on a lilypad. "No problem," said Jesus as he went down to the pond and then walked upon the water to the lilypad where His ball was and hit his ball off the lilypad up onto the fairway.
The Old Man was up next. He teed his ball and then swung and sent the ball sailing off to the left where it hit the roof of a house, rolled down the roof into the gutter, down through the gutter over into the same pond, up onto a lilypad where a frog jumped up and ate the ball, then a hawk swooped down and caught the frog and flew up into the air with the frog, the frog then spit out the ball right on the green where the ball rolled right into the hole for a hole in one.
Moses turned to Jesus and said, "This is the last time I play golf with your Father!"
