Pastor Joe loved golf! In fact he loved it so much...
Early Sunday morning Ps. Joe grabbed up his clubs and drove down to the course. No one around great! Ps. Joe jumped the fence and lined up his driver on the first tee.
Saint Peter observing from afar jumped up and down and whined to God "He's playing on the Sabbath and he didn't pay! Aren't you going to DO something God?!"
God just nodded, "It's ok Peter, I see...I see"
P.s. Joe lined up his shot, wiggled his toes, bent his knees, he imagined the shot, visualised the shot, he thought of the ball.....BE the ball....his arms swung back then forward with one beautiful motion, the club swung through the air like a sword in battle gleaming in first ray of sunshine....the club connected with the ball at the perfect angle as a little divvet flew up....the noise was perfect, the follow through was perfect, the shot was perfect so smooth, so sweet so......
Ps. Joe now looked up and followed the trajectory of the ball as it sailed...no glided gracefully through the air....the perfect loop for a par 3....over the sand trap....past the water trap, to the right of the trees, to the left of the rough. YES he hit the green....the ball bounced and went past the hole....WAIT....the backspin kicked in....the ball started rolling backwards and down....a little to the left.....straighten up.....HA!
He couldn't believe it as he dropped his club and RAN to the hole...was it....surely not....YIPPEEEEEEEEEE he yelled a HOLE IN ONE!!!!
Saint Peter was now very agitated. "I thought you were going to DOOOO something God?!!!!", he demanded angrily.
"Yes Peter", God said gently.....a cheeky yet all knowing gleam in his eye. "Now WHOOOO"S he gunna tell?!"
KJ
Early Sunday morning Ps. Joe grabbed up his clubs and drove down to the course. No one around great! Ps. Joe jumped the fence and lined up his driver on the first tee.
Saint Peter observing from afar jumped up and down and whined to God "He's playing on the Sabbath and he didn't pay! Aren't you going to DO something God?!"
God just nodded, "It's ok Peter, I see...I see"
P.s. Joe lined up his shot, wiggled his toes, bent his knees, he imagined the shot, visualised the shot, he thought of the ball.....BE the ball....his arms swung back then forward with one beautiful motion, the club swung through the air like a sword in battle gleaming in first ray of sunshine....the club connected with the ball at the perfect angle as a little divvet flew up....the noise was perfect, the follow through was perfect, the shot was perfect so smooth, so sweet so......
Ps. Joe now looked up and followed the trajectory of the ball as it sailed...no glided gracefully through the air....the perfect loop for a par 3....over the sand trap....past the water trap, to the right of the trees, to the left of the rough. YES he hit the green....the ball bounced and went past the hole....WAIT....the backspin kicked in....the ball started rolling backwards and down....a little to the left.....straighten up.....HA!
He couldn't believe it as he dropped his club and RAN to the hole...was it....surely not....YIPPEEEEEEEEEE he yelled a HOLE IN ONE!!!!
Saint Peter was now very agitated. "I thought you were going to DOOOO something God?!!!!", he demanded angrily.
"Yes Peter", God said gently.....a cheeky yet all knowing gleam in his eye. "Now WHOOOO"S he gunna tell?!"
KJ
