God & Eve

[The Story Teller]

[font=&quot]God & Eve[/font]



[font=&quot]"God, I have a problem."

"What's the problem, Eve?"

"I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of
these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious snake, but I'm just not
happy."

"And why is that, Eve?"

"God, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."

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[font=&quot]"Well, in that case, Eve, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."

"Man? What is that, God?"

"A flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be vain; all
in all, he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger, faster and will
like to hunt and kill things. He will look silly when aroused, but since
you've been complaining, I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy
your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish
things like fighting, farting and kicking a ball about. He won't be too smart, so
he will also need your advice to think properly."

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[font=&quot]"Sounds great," says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows, but what's the
catch God?"

"Well.........you can have him on one condition."

"And what's that, God?"

"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring.......so you'll have
to let him believe that I made him first. And it will have to be our little
secret. You know, woman to woman."[/font]

 

[Snowy]

 

[The Story Teller]

Glad you liked it..

 

[ps139]

That's an abomination and mockery of God's Word. To suggest that ALmighty GOd of this Universe would play silly games as such is rediculous and you should be ashamed of yourself even if this post was in jest.

 

[Snowy]

That's an abomination and mockery of God's Word. To suggest that ALmighty GOd of this Universe would play silly games as such is rediculous and you should be ashamed of yourself even if this post was in jest.

calm down it was just a joke...even God needs some humor too

 

[luck_of_the_irish]

That's an abomination and mockery of God's Word. To suggest that ALmighty GOd of this Universe would play silly games as such is rediculous and you should be ashamed of yourself even if this post was in jest.

^ :topic:
women deserve to be treated with respect too, and if for once it seems like women are put first.. well.. its called feminism.. times have changed.. its the 21st century!!

 

[Snowy]

AMEN!

 

[The Story Teller]

If it weren't for the women, men wouldn't make it in this world.. Behind every man in power, there stands a woman behind him that put him there.

 

[Snowy]

If it weren't for the women, men wouldn't make it in this world.. Behind every man in power, there stands a woman behind him that put him there.

God Bless You!...

sometimes in this world I feel like men don't appriecte women...I was raised up to do everything for the man..now I have met Josh..and alot of things I believe have changed...I no longer feel like I'm a slave for men ...Josh..has changed my outlook on alot of things..MEN PLEASE DON'T TREAT YOUR WOMEN LIKE SLAVES!

 

[Godschild]

GIRL POWER!!!!!! hehehehehe

 

[Fire Of Zion]

Hehe I lovev this but is it really waht God would say? Would he really put down one of his creatures to make another happy? And what about us? What about women's faults? Just a quick note....

 

[The Story Teller]

Hehe I lovev this but is it really waht God would say? Would he really put down one of his creatures to make another happy? And what about us? What about women's faults? Just a quick note....

The only thing this story teaches us is that we can laugh as God's children..