Give A man a fish...Contest.

[george]

Lets see how many ways we can finished this phrase...All you have to do is start off with "give a man a fish." and then finish how you want. but you can;t use the original one that we already know. you have to come up with your own.
I'll go first.


"Give a man a fish" and he'll expect you to give him another one. teach him to fish, and he'll play sick from work.

 

[tulc]

"Give a man a fish" and he'll eat for a day, teach a man to fish and he'll bore you to the point you have to strangle him with his own fishing line. And no one wants that again. That's why I give money because hey who want's the police digging up your basement every week?
tulc

 

[Noddingdog]

"Give a man a fish" and he'll eat for a couple of hours. Teach a man to fish and he might be so useless that he might not eat at all.

 

[Inkasnana]

"Give a man a fish" and he will expect you to cook it for him. "Teach a man to fish" and your house will smell fishy all the time!

 

[SonWorshipper]

Give a man a fish and you will satisfiy his hunger, Teach a man how to be a fisher of men and you will satisfy his longing to please G-d.

 

[jesusrocksmyworld]

SW - That was so awesome, I should write it down.

Give a man a fish...and he'll thank God for the food. Teach a man to fish and he'll request a fish cookbook for his next birthday.

 

[Katty]

Give a man a fish... and he'll eat a meal. Teach a man to fish... and you won't see him on the weekends. teehee!!!

Katty

 

[Holyjoe]

give a man a fish, he'll name it sid and his aquarium will be complete, teach a man to fish, he'll never spend enough time at home and his aquarium deteriorate and become a gungie mess, poor sid

 

[Katty]

Give a man a fish... and he'll stop whining for a day, but teach a man to fish... and... hmm... he'll still whine, but he'll have less to do with. teehee!!


Katty

 

[Noddingdog]

Give a man a fish and he'll sell it for a profit, but teach a man to fish and he'll never be a successful businessman!

 

[gonleigh]

give a man a fish and he'll eat it with spam, teach a man to fish and he'll sing the fish song all day:

badabababadaba..fish,badabababadaba..sakanna!

 

[Nebuchadnezzar II]

Give a man a fish and he will throw it back because he says " I can catch my own fish! "

 

[gonleigh]

give a man a fish and he'll do the fish dance, knocking you back into the water!

 

[Nebuchadnezzar II]

give a man a fish because he is hungry!!!

 

[gonleigh]

give a man a fish and he'll give you a frog!

 

[OceanAngel]

Give a man a fish and he'll sell it and buy spam

 

[Sign Of The Fish Burger]

Give a man a fish and he will stink

 

[OceanAngel]

Unless its my 'friend' Ian who'll smell better, I would ask for help to advice on it, but hes been told to his face and nothings changed.

 

[Trials]

Give a man a fish and he will teach it to moonwalk on Jupiter

 

[OceanAngel]

Give a man a fish and he'll hit you with it (mIRC type joke)