ghosts...???

[imoss]

This is a true story

My son 6 at the time was sitting playing cars with his friend at the top of the stairs, my computer is adjacent to the stairs so I sat listening to their discussion. It came up that a ghost was driving the car because even a teeny tiny man cant get in cause the doors dont open.

my son said to his friend " I dont think there's such thing as ghosts"

then yelled MOOOOOM... is there such thing as ghosts?

I said "some people think so but I dont think so." To which his friend replied... "MY DAD SAW A GHOST". my son immediately and in a genuine tone asked
"does your dad drink?"

ROFL

I couldnt STOP laughing!

 

[imoss]

Another one... my youngest was going through his stage where he'd BE an animal... one day he was wandering around meowing like a cat... my oldest then 9 said to him as he stuck toy hand cuffs on him... "you are under arrest for impersonating a cat... you were copying him."

Again, where do they get this stuff? rofl.