I heard this joke from Jack Van Impe, if anyone watches his show:
a woman went to Heaven. She was at the Gates to Heaven when the angel guarding them said," i cant let you into Heaven unless you can spell this one word"
So the woman said,"okay, whats the word?"
"love,"the angel replied.
So the women said,"oh thats easy l-o-v-e"
the angel said,"welcome to Heaven, but wait, i have some errands to run, can you stand here and watch the Gates for a little bit?"
"sure" the woman replied.
So the woman started watching the Gates to Heaven, when suddenly, her Ex husband came up."ugh" she thought to herself.
"Hi" he said.
and then she replied "i cant let you enter Heaven unless you spell this one word.
"okay, so whats the word" he asked.
the woman said to him "Czechoslovakia!"
Of course you know you can't get into Heaven by spelling love, but only by our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ,i hope you liked the joke (probably not-lol)
a woman went to Heaven. She was at the Gates to Heaven when the angel guarding them said," i cant let you into Heaven unless you can spell this one word"
So the woman said,"okay, whats the word?"
"love,"the angel replied.
So the women said,"oh thats easy l-o-v-e"
the angel said,"welcome to Heaven, but wait, i have some errands to run, can you stand here and watch the Gates for a little bit?"
"sure" the woman replied.
So the woman started watching the Gates to Heaven, when suddenly, her Ex husband came up."ugh" she thought to herself.
"Hi" he said.
and then she replied "i cant let you enter Heaven unless you spell this one word.
"okay, so whats the word" he asked.
the woman said to him "Czechoslovakia!"
Of course you know you can't get into Heaven by spelling love, but only by our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ,i hope you liked the joke (probably not-lol)
