Funny college stories.

[redwngsfan019]

Something happened tonight during class and made me want to make a thread like this.

So I was at class tonight(New Testament Survey) and we took a 5min break halfway through......10min or so after we get started again we get a knock on our classroom door and someone ordered a steak and cheese sub from Sams Pizza and Subs and had to delivered to class lol.

Also during a discussion during class the same kid that ordered the sub and had it delivered also brought up he had to smell is spiritual butt about a month ago......Class was very funny tonight and its only our 2nd class into this semester. I have a feeling this kid is going to do plenty of other funny things before the semester ends.


Anyways, what are some funny things that has happened while you guys have been at college? during class, inside the dorms, or where ever else.

 

[Keturah Nikole]

This could turn into a fun thread.

Well, my funny story is funny to me, at least.
I am a major klutz. And I have tripped and sprained my left ankle twice in the past week. The first time was kinda simple, I tripped on ice while walking to a computer class that had been moved to another classroom. The 2nd time I tripped over my own two feet.

 

[redwngsfan019]

Yea it could, but no one is posting =(.

haha I do that all the time =p. its embarrassing lol.

 

[Katarinea]

Funny stories. . .hmm, got plenty of those! Here's one of my favorites:

I was taking a test -- the final exam in that class, I think -- on the Gospels and Acts, and I laughed out loud in class at a question on the test.

The question?

"Why did Satan tempt Jesus in the wilderness?
A. He wanted Jesus to sin
B. He was angry at God
C. The devil made him do it
D. Life was hard in the wilderness"

Choice C made me laugh and laugh.

 

[Keturah Nikole]

LOL @Kat!

I remember that! I laughed so hard at you, and the look on the professor's face was hilarious!

*Oh btw - Katarinea and I go to the same college.*

 

[redwngsfan019]

What college? if you don't mind me asking...

I love / hate when teachers put funny / dumb answers on multiple choice questions like that. You laugh then everyone looks at you like your crazy.

 

[Keturah Nikole]

I quite enjoy those kinds of things. We have one professor that always puts funny things on his exams. We love having his classes and exams. I'm actually listening to him teach about the Solar System right now.

 

[redwngsfan019]

Same, my teachers always put 1 or 2 funny answers his tests but we take ours online so there is no one to laugh with =(.

 

[Keturah Nikole]

Yeah that would be no fun. I love interacting with the other students, too, and with the professors personally.

 

[gusbus48]

at my dorm there is a big giant cart where we throw our equipment to be washed after football practice

one time, a big giant lineman hopped in the cart fooling around. a bunch of other kids starting pushing down the hall. they ran real fast and then let go, launching him down the hall. it was hilarious see this huge kid moving that fast and looking around like someone was gonna save him.
he rammed the captains room and knocked the double doors over

the next day, our coach made an announcment that "the bobsledding team" had 5 am tuckjumps and pushups. lmao

 

[Keturah Nikole]

LOL! That sounds like a lot of fun.

 

[Keturah Nikole]

Okay, so it didn't happen AT college, but it happened during this college semester when I was doing some off campus stuff for one of my teaching classes.
So, this week, I am supposed to be doing classroom observations in a public school, and I am working in the 3rd grade level in one of the local public schools in my hometown. Well, one of the morning classes for these students is MacLab(which is where they go to a computer lab full of Macbooks and learn to type and write stories). One of the boys asked me if I was going to stay with them forever, and I told him "No, I have to go back to college after Friday." Boy: "You're in college?! You need a boyfriend!" Me: "No, I don't need a boy friend right now." Boy: "Oh, yes, just stay single the REST of your life!" LOL! Oh what kids these days will say!!!

 

[redwngsfan019]

Lol kids are hilarious. Well, for the most part.

 

[Keturah Nikole]

Yeah, they can be pretty wild. Especially when they are talking candidly. lol

 

[TheRealAriel]

A lot of my funny stories are the result of pranks. I put my friends stapler in jello. She retaliated by duct taping me into my room. She went out of town one weekend and I had some friends over for a balloon blowing party and we broke into her room and filled the entire room with balloons.

Another friend has a fear of amputations and she accidentally was kind of responsible for the first friend's arm being broken. I took her to the hospital and when the other friend called to ask how she was doing I started crying and said her arm was going to have to be amputated. She will never not take a friend in need to the hospital again

Last story, I promise, I just have had a lot of good times at college There was this art show my dorm was putting on and me and my buddy decided to submit an entry. So day of we spray painted ourselves and our clothes our school colors and posed as statues in the gallery. It was so funny, people thought we were insane.

-end rant-

 

[Keturah Nikole]

Okay, so this happened to me today.
I was hanging out in Kat's room, and I had worn some knee-length shorts under my long skirt today, cause we were supposed to have some strong(er) winds today, and I didn't want to have any 'issues' with that. So, I get to her room, and I'm like, I'm changing, so I just took my skirt off and hung out in her room in my shorts. Well, while I was there doing something on the computer, Kat decided to do her laundry. I didn't think anything of this, until I decided to put my skirt back on to go to dinner. I looked, and it wasn't where I had placed it. Here, Kat had put it in her laundry basket, thinking it was hers and had stuck it in the washer. It was still washing at that time, so I couldn't even wear it as a damp skirt. So, I had to borrow one of hers, but all she had that would fit me, were knee-length ones, and I had something on my leg, so I went to the shower room to clean it off, and in the process somehow, soaked my SHIRT. So, I had to borrow one of her shirts too, and by this time, I felt like I needed some perfume too, and since we wear the same brand of perfume, I just borrowed some of hers too. lol So, we got to dinner, and her bf is like, "Is that Kat's shirt?" I was like "Yeah, and her skirt and perfume too." We all laughed and he said that it's a good thing he wasn't almost blind or he would have had a hard time figuring out which one of us was his gf.

 

[Annmarie Raite]

The stairs at my school were VERY slippery, and everyone always ran around in socks or flip flops and always managed to fall going UP the stairs and not DOWN! I'm still now sure how we managed that!

 

[caeli89]

We were getting ready to go into my pediatric nursing class. Someone brought a praying mantis to scare another student. Well, we got done scaring her and decided that we should get the professor. We took the praying mantis up to the computer and left it there. When she came into the room she started freaking out and we could NOT contain ourselves. It was hilarious!!!

 

[martha123]

Having your embarrassing ringtone go off in the middle of class,having my doorknob fall off resulting in me getting locked in my room and having to climb out of the window,you name it and I've done it haha

 

[blackribbon]

In anatomy class...I poked the pointer up the skulls nasal cavity saying this is what my teenage son would think was funny. Ironically, even though I did this...used the femur as a back scratcher (plastic part and not real)...and made various bones "talk", my lab partner actively chose me for her lab partner the next semester too.

Our manikin was missing his male parts...(they are removable). This was probably good since we had to identify a few specific muscles in the groin area and it took getting really up close to differentiate between the muscles. I made a joke about all us (female nursing students) groping this poor "man" as we were learning our muscles anatomy. Later I wondered where his "parts" were. A friend flatly said that they were "probably in Mrs. Manikin's purse".