Funny cat stories

[rogsr]

Hello everyone
Does anyone have any funny cat stories. I don't have a cat right now because of my housing situation and I miss their funny little antics. So, I maybe you could share some of yours?

 

[nekohakase]

Well, once I was upstairs folding laundry when my kitty comes upstairs and makes a fuss, jumping on the bed, clawing at the laundry I’m trying to fold and circling around my feet saying ‘meow meow meow’. I figured she was just very hungry, so reluctantly I followed her downstairs to the kitchen. Instead I discovered that my little sister had left the stove on after frying some eggs, and on top of the stove was the frying pan she had used filled with oil. The oil was on fire.
Now the stove fan finally got replaced and I got my boyfriend to repaint the blackened wall behind the stove, but the fact that my kitchen is still intact is all thanks to my little kitty.

Sister, by the way, is not allowed to use the kitchen unattended anymore. (She is 17).

 

[lilchristiangurl]

my friends cat would claw onto their bird's cage and her dad had to pry him off!

 

[White Rabbit]

My cat is much like a dog, between growling, walking on a leash, and chewing anything, edible, or otherwise.

 

[LadyBird]

Whenever there are flies or a fly in our house, our cats HUNT down the fly until it is dead...it's SO funny to watch them jump up and run around the house as if they are crazy. After the kill, they eat the fly .

 

[lizardbit]

um.. One of my old cats used to climb the curtains when we first got him. then we got him declawed and when he came home he tried to climb the curtains again, but he got half way up then realized he had no claws and fell..lol.

My siamese cat seems to love the Christmas tree. She likes to climb up it and she once even climbed up it and jumped out of the top.

My cats seem to love junk food, the Siamese especially loves cheesies, she'll take them right out of the bowl. She also tried to crawl into a paper bag that was way too small for her to fit in. My friend was laying on the couch one day and she meowed at the Siamese cat and she came up and bit my friend on the butt..lol.

umm... That is all I can remember at the moment.