Funniest Limerick

redrose26 said:

Thanks for joining blueanjel, I have taken your screenshot, you look great and your limerick is fantastic.

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redrose26 said:

Hi Everyone,​

I thought I would start a new Dress - ups Contest to celebrate St Patrick's Day in March. ​

It will be about choosing a funny Irish limerick or you can make up your own, but it has to be funny, and you need to dress your character depicting your limerick.​

Judging will take place on St Patrick's Day, 17th March at 5.00pm Australian Time.​

1st Prize: 2,000 blessings
2nd Prize: 1,000 blessings
3rd Prize: 500 blessings
Honourable Mention: 250 blessings​

Judges: Cassie76
Kuyura
Redrose26​

A flea and a fly in a flue
Were caught, so what could they do?
Said the fly, "Let us flee."
"Let us fly," said the flea.
So they flew through a flaw in the flue​

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redrose26 said:

1. Jacob97
There was an old fellow named Green,
Who grew so abnormally lean,
And flat, and compressed,
That his back touched his chest,
And sideways he couldn't be seen.



2. matreska
The family gathered for Kiddush,
And detected a strong smell of fish,
The lad said with a grin,
I just now caught him,
Removing a trout from his shirt.

3. NorwayUnn
A contest like this can be fun,
- don't look like a vanilla-bun,
but dress up in green,
and don't you look mean,
- then blessings galore may be won!

4. kaykay637
There once was an Irish gal
Who was invited to join CF by a pal.
To the sweet invitation, she said "yes."
So she donned a pretty green dress;
And came back to the forum to chat
Because CF forum is "where it's at!"

5. nanajojothatsme
there once was a Nana who wore green
who kept her house extremely clean.
one day she wore red
as she was cleaning under the bed.
she became displeased
at what she had seized
so she only wore red
when making cornbread

6. Solitaire1
There was a Young Lady whose bonnet,
Came untied when the birds sat upon it;
But she said: 'I don't care!
All the birds of the air
Are welcome to sit on my bonnet!'

7. GamesFund
There once was a lady from Dublin
She was always fallin and tumblin
She got hurt
While she fell in the dirt
And hubby gave her a whack
Just to straighten her back
And now he is under attack!

8.Phoenixtears1
THERE ONCE WAS A GIRL
There once was a girl that had pointy ears.
She always had lot of tears.
Leprechauns say that she will be one of them some day.
And that they will play tricks all day.
And this will wipe away all her fears.

9. mizangelwolf
MizAngel was once such a wild lass ~
Begging reps and fishing for sea bass.
When the Repzilla ate ~
The fish thought he was bait ~
And she fell on her sweet sassafrass

10. blueanjel
There once was an anjel named blue
that thought she needed a look that was new

so she went to see her friend Sue
and asked her what she thought she should do

Sue said she did not want to sound mean
but she thought if she dyed her hair green

that then she would not look so lean
and people would stop calling her 'stringbean'

and as can be seen
she no longer looks lean
and everyone thinks she's real keen

11. Daffodilly
An Irish lass named Daffodilly,
Went backpacking with her goat Billy.
Billy's hoofs went clip - clop
As they hiked to the top.
They had fun - but they looked pretty silly.

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