forever clever

[DannyB]

Say Something Clever, Tell a joke, Recite a poem or make us laugh Any Way You can Highest post count at 1000 posts Wins 10,000,000 Blessings

NO DOUBLE POSTING PLEASE

 

[catlynne333]

Afternoon on a Hill

I will be the gladdest thing
Under the sun!
I will touch a hundred flowers
And not pick one.

I will look at cliffs and clouds
With quiet eyes,
Watch the wind bow down the grass,
And the grass rise.

And when lights begin to show
Up from the town,
I will mark which must be mine,
And then start down!


Edna St. Vincent Millay

 

[Susie~Q]

Mary had a little watch,
She swallowed it,
It's Gone.
Now when Mary walks around,
Time keeps marching on.

 

[DannyB]

Drunkard's poem

Starkle starkle little twink
Who the bleep you are to think
I'm not under what you call The alchofluence of incohol
I'm just a little slort of sheep
and anyway, I've only had tee martoonies
I'm not so drunk like some thinkle peep I am
im so drunk i don't know who is me yet
But the drunker I sit here,The longer I get
So just give me one more drink to fill my cup
Cause I got all day sober to Sunday up in

 

[catlynne333]

There is another sky

by Emily Dickinson


There is another sky,
Ever serene and fair,
And there is another sunshine,
Though it be darkness there;
Never mind faded forests, Austin,
Never mind silent fields -
Here is a little forest,
Whose leaf is ever green;
Here is a brighter garden,
Where not a frost has been;
In its unfading flowers
I hear the bright bee hum:
Prithee, my brother,
Into my garden come!

 

[DannyB]

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did–in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.

- BOB MONKHOUSE

 

[catlynne333]

A smile is cheer from you to me,
the cost is nothing its given for free.
They console the weary and gladden the sad.
And can make someone happy when they are mad
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[DannyB]

A Day without sunshine is like.... Well, ... You know, NIGHT!

-Steve Martin

 

[catlynne333]

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
Albert Einstein

 

[joyshirley]

So back in the day, my five year old daughter was looking at some black and white photos I took when I was about 12 years old, and asked, 'Was the world black and white when you were a kid, Mum?'

 

[billypayton]

I heard the suicide boomers aka Ikata, are promised when they blow
up a target they go to Heaven with eternal Virgins and Rivers of honey.
But they really get it a bunch of Virginians calling them HONEY! hehehe

 

[Boondock_Saint]

I had one of those really painful pimples in my nose and popped it. It of course left a mark and it scabbed. My 3 year old nephew asked me, "Uncle Paul, did you get shot?"

 

[catlynne333]

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
Steve Martin

 

[joyshirley]

The same little daughter, on another occasion when reaching hard to turn on a light, asked me, 'Did they have light switches when you were a kid, Mum?'

Man - I had to laugh.

 

[*Charis*]

My little grandson, aged 2 1/2, got a sudden bout of
hiccups the other day. I asked him where he got them
to which he very seriously replied~ 'I gottem at Hy-Vee
yesterday.' (Hy-Vee is our local grocery store.)

 

[catlynne333]

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
Phyllis Diller

 

[Susie~Q]

On a mug:
WORLD'S GREATEST FARTER
You're just the greatest FARTER
The world has ever known
The room will clear in minutes
When your trouser trumpet's blown.
Now farting's really easy,
It's something anyone can do,
But you must be SUPERHUMAN
To fart the way you do!!

 

[catlynne333]

I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way.
Carl Sandburg

 

[DannyB]

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say ugly words?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell ‘BINGO!’

 

[catlynne333]

Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.
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