For Sale: Time Machine

[J_B_]

For Sale: Time Machine - like new, as if it was only built yesterday. Must sell immediately; time is short.

 

[JohnDB]

Can I take it for a test drive back to the time I could drink out of a garden hose and ride a bicycle without a helmet?

 

[nonaeroterraqueous]

I hope it works better than the one I've got, which can only go forward at the speed of one second per second.

 

[Jok]

Now who in their right mind would have any interest in leaving the year 2020? Come on @J_B_ could you please think before posting!?

 

[Jonathan Walkerin]

For Sale: Time Machine - like new, as if it was only built yesterday. Must sell immediately; time is short.

I bought it from you last week. Still awaiting delivery. You said it would be soon.