Flat-Lined?

[willmrcd1]

Want to hear something funny my doctor on Tuesday checked my lungs, because my chest was still hurting after a week of being on antibiotics. Dr. thought I needed an EKG. Well the assistant has me hooked up right and I'm wearing the robe where you are exposed right. I am feeling really uncomfortable, but I try to focus on the light above me. When I hear the lady saying "she is alive". "She's alive". Well seems that I must have flat lined about three times. The assistant kept hooking me up and snapping me down. It was funny, but here I am holding it in and trying not to laugh. Anyway, the machine was unplugged. Thought you needed a laugh.

 

[Shaurii]

Hehe I was hooked up to an EKG and the first time the alarm kept going off and the nurse kept coming and fixing it (it had to be on for 12 hrs). Then a day later they stuck me back on it and the alarm was going again - apparently I wasnt breathing, even though the nurse could see I was - so the night nurse came and switched the machine off (even though I HAD to be on it for 12 hrs) because she said it was annoying other patients, the Drs morning rounds came and he was furious she switched it off

 

[Alive again]

rotfl!!!! I'm reading posts from "dead" people!!!!