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Fighting Fire with Fire
Restaurant | Belgium
(A father is letting his five kids make a complete mess of the restaurant. Theyre ripping napkins and using it as confetti, breaking chopsticks and screaming their little heads off.)
Me: Sir, Im going to have to ask you to tell them to stop doing that. They are disturbing the other customers.
Father: *beaming* No.
Me: No, as in, no you wont tell them to stop it?
Father: *still beaming*Yes.
(I have to get back to work at this point and sure enough, the kids keep misbehaving. Several customers complain to me but I have no authority to throw them out. The last to complain is a table with about eight young guys.)
Customer 1: So theres nothing you can do about them?
Me: Im so very sorry sir, but no. I can get you a drink from the house to make up for it.
Customer 2: No, that wont do.
Me: Well, I can see if I can get you a free desert
Customer 2: Not what I meant. Cant you get your boss?
Me: Im afraid hes not in, sir.
Customer 1: Well we wont accept any free stuff. I bet that would come out of your pay.
Customer 3: Hold on
(The customer gets up and the others immediately follow him to the noisy, messy table. Theyre now surrounded by eight tall young men who look mighty upset.)
Customer 3, to the father: Tell them to stop it.
Father: *still beaming* No.
Customer 1: Youre upsetting the waitress.
Father: Do you guys even work here?
Customer 1: No, were from that prison up the street. Were out on parole. Funny coincidence, we all served seven years for kidnapping and murdering a bunch of noisy brats and a jerk who made minimum-wage waitresses cry.
(At this point the kids become very, very quiet and the other patrons start giggling and staring.)
Father: Youre lying.
Customer 4: Wanna take that chance, buddy?
(One more lecherous grin was enough to send the whole bunch of misfits scurrying to the exit. My knights in shining armor actually got applause from the other diners and a free meal from me.)



Restaurant | Belgium
(A father is letting his five kids make a complete mess of the restaurant. Theyre ripping napkins and using it as confetti, breaking chopsticks and screaming their little heads off.)
Me: Sir, Im going to have to ask you to tell them to stop doing that. They are disturbing the other customers.
Father: *beaming* No.
Me: No, as in, no you wont tell them to stop it?
Father: *still beaming*Yes.
(I have to get back to work at this point and sure enough, the kids keep misbehaving. Several customers complain to me but I have no authority to throw them out. The last to complain is a table with about eight young guys.)
Customer 1: So theres nothing you can do about them?
Me: Im so very sorry sir, but no. I can get you a drink from the house to make up for it.
Customer 2: No, that wont do.
Me: Well, I can see if I can get you a free desert
Customer 2: Not what I meant. Cant you get your boss?
Me: Im afraid hes not in, sir.
Customer 1: Well we wont accept any free stuff. I bet that would come out of your pay.
Customer 3: Hold on
(The customer gets up and the others immediately follow him to the noisy, messy table. Theyre now surrounded by eight tall young men who look mighty upset.)
Customer 3, to the father: Tell them to stop it.
Father: *still beaming* No.
Customer 1: Youre upsetting the waitress.
Father: Do you guys even work here?
Customer 1: No, were from that prison up the street. Were out on parole. Funny coincidence, we all served seven years for kidnapping and murdering a bunch of noisy brats and a jerk who made minimum-wage waitresses cry.
(At this point the kids become very, very quiet and the other patrons start giggling and staring.)
Father: Youre lying.
Customer 4: Wanna take that chance, buddy?
(One more lecherous grin was enough to send the whole bunch of misfits scurrying to the exit. My knights in shining armor actually got applause from the other diners and a free meal from me.)
