Fullmetal Alchemist
Episode: Fullmetal vs Flame
(Roy grabs the puppy from Kain)
Roy: "A dog, huh? ...
(smiles)
I LOVE DOGS!!!"
Hughes: "...READY and FIIIGHT!"
(Hughes runs for his life)
Ed: (startled) "Huh?! What the..."
Mustang: "Too Slow."
(Mustang snaps his fingers and fireballs appear, exploding around Ed)
(Mustang, Hawkeye, and Havoc are walking down the hallway.)
Mustang: "You can't say I didn't try to protect the kid. But I'll dutifully obey my orders, at least until I become Fuhrer and every one of them is obeying me."
Hawkeye: "Be more discreet about those declarations, sir. Some would call them treason."
Havoc: "She's right, chief. It's a presumptious thing to say. You got a deathwish or something?"
(Mustang stops walking, making Hawkeye and Havoc stop. The two look at each other, wondering why he stopped.)
Mustang: "That's a stupid question, Havoc. I say it because it's true. And when I'm Fuhrer, there'll be changes... (Mustang turns around, facing them.) That day, all female officers will be required to wear TINY MINISKIRTS!!!"
(Hawkeye sighs hoplessly and Havoc's gives a goofy smile as his nose bleeds and his cigarette falls out of his mouth.)
Havoc: (Gets on his knees and begins nuzzling Mustang's leg) "You're a miracle, Mustang! I'll follow you for the rest of my life!"
Mustang: "Yes."
(Hawkeye simply walks away from the two of them.)
And heres my favorite quote so far in FMA:
(Hughes is the commentator for the mock battle. In the center of the ring, he and a large veiled object are standing there.)
Hughes: "Ladies and Gentleman! Welcome to the Eastern Command Center Festival! A guaranteed break from that soldier grind! Incidentally, take a look..."
(Hughes pulls a rope, unveiling the object. The soldiers' mouths drop open in disbelief. The object is revealed to be a huge picture of Hughes's daughter, Elicia, hugging a teddy bear.)
Hughes: "My daughter, who turned three this year! Isn't she adorable?"
(The soldiers are not as impressed as Hughes is and begin to throw stuff at the picture, wanting to see the fight. After getting hit it several times, the picture begins to fall forward, where Hughes is standing. Hughes looks behind, and panics.)
Hughes: "Oh, no! Don't fall on Daddy! Elicia!!"
(Falls right on him.)
Episode: That Which we Lost
Armstrong: "Children should listen to adults!"
Ed: "You can't call us children! Al, why don't you stick up for us here?"
Al: (with tears streaming from his eyes) "That's the first time anyone has treated me like a kid since I've been in this armor! Thank you!"
(A few minutes, his in a cargo box surrounded by sheep in the cargo cart in the train.)
Al:"And this is the 1st time someone treated me as luggage too."
(Hughes is delivering a message from Mustang)
Hughes: He said: "Don't die under my command, you're enough of a pain without with the paperwork. That was it."
Ed: "Tell him, Fine, there's no way I've dying before you do, you morally bankrupt Colonol with a god complex".
(It begins to rain on Al's abandoned cargo box.)
Al: "No fair, sky. I'm the one who feels like crying."
(After getting steal by a boy and use alchemy to melt the boy's bicycle.)
Al: "I am a evil spirit of the armor, whoever wears me will lose their soul."
and don' diss Yugi 
