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Fart on the alter

yemsot

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A friend of mine, who is a chorister in church felt a slight rumble in her tummy on Sunday and as she was thinking of what it could be, she was called upstage to lead the church in worship. as she climbed the few steps that led to the altar to take the microphone , some gas escaped.
she farted right on the alter, though it didn't sound, the smell "echoed" around her. Thank God no one was close by............
was that a sin on the holy place??:confused: