Fake the Board (3)

[MN John]

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[Theofilus]

I plan to start a new thread.

What do you think the subject of this new thread should be?

 

[EastChief]

The subject should be: New Threads Should Never Be Started

Where does all the time go?

 

[Heart of a Seeker]

Red

What color do you want to be?

 

[EastChief]

Ultraviolet

Have you ever flown in a helicopter?

 

[MMXII]

No way...those rotors can kill you.

Do you like blue?

 

[EastChief]

No. I have removed everything that's blue from my sight. (Now if I could just change my font color!)

If I ran for President, would you vote for me?

 

[MMXII]

No because you are

I'd never vote for one of them folks.

What did you get me for Christmas?

 

[Heart of a Seeker]

Didn't you see it under your tree? It isn't a donkey, but it's ALIVE!!!!

What did you get ME for Christmas?

 

[EastChief]

A gift certificate from "Granola Hut"

What does 2X + 3Y equal?

 

[MMXII]

Zebra

What is your best quality?

 

[EastChief]

I don't melt in water.

How often do you go to the dentist?

 

[MMXII]

Twice daily, he brushes my teeth for me.

What's that smell?

 

[EastChief]

Oops - sorry

How cold must it be before you think it's cold outside?

 

[MN John]

When it dips down into the double digits I start to shiver.

Do you like it cold?

 

[MMXII]

I love the cold...I'm moving to a place that's cold all the time.

Do you still have bats?

 

[PassionateWorshipper]

Only in my bellfree! We've been bat-free in the rest of the house for some time now.

How do those reindeer fly?

 

[Heart of a Seeker]

On Northwest Airlines

Do you read books?

 

[PassionateWorshipper]

No I only read labels anymore. I don't have time for whole books. I bring canned goods into the bathroom with me if I'm gonna be awhile...

What does Mrs. Claus do while Santa is out delivering gifts?

 

[Heart of a Seeker]

See the "Only One" thread


Why are zebras black and white?