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MMXII said:
I always wanted to learn American Sign Language. I guess it's never too late.
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I'm in good ol NY...I also wanted to learn sign language I worked with two hearing impaired women many moons ago I became friends with them and they tried to teach me as much as they could I can sitll say "I love you", " I understand" and "thank you" and have a little memory of the alphabet.
My former church used to have an area for people who could not hear and a signer stood in front of them for the whole mass even the songs were signed it was wonderful.
Maybe one day when I am not working 7 days a week and I'm old and tired and retired although I feel old and tired but I'm too manic to rest then I'll learn she said as she put one more item on her I'm going to do this oneday.
 
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I have to share this...I found this joke in the Joke forum:

Top 10 Sayings of Moms in the Bible

10. Samson! Get your hand out of that lion. You don't know where it's been! (Judges 14:5-8)
9. David! I told you not to play in the house with that sling! Go practice your harp. We pay good money for those lessons!
8. Abraham! Stop wandering around the countryside and get home for supper!
7. Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego! I told you never to play with fire!
6. Cain! Get off your brother! You're going to kill him some day!
5. Noah! No, you can't keep them! I told you, don't bring home any more strays!
4. Gideon! Have you been hiding in that wine press again? Look at your clothes! (Judges 6:11)
3. James and John! No more burping contests at the dinner table, please. People are going to call you the sons of thunder! (Mark 3:17)
2. Judas! Have you been in my purse again?!

And the number one biblical saying of mothers is:
1. Jesus! Stop working on that old wood and come in and eat! You'd spend your life on that wood, if your father asked ya to!*
* Please note that the word "spend" isn't used in the sense of time, but in the sense of "giving his all" "being poured out".

 
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A guy today told me this one...he first asked me if I was married and then I said I had been but not now. He said he had been married 3 times. His first 2 wives died. I said...Oh, I'm sorry. He said the first one died from food poisoning from a poison mushroom. I said once again I was sorry. He said the second one died from a concussion...I murmured my apologies again. He said, yeah because she wouldn't eat the poison mushrooms
 
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OY!!!
 
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HisLambGabby said:
Yipee I was worried the three year old inside my head like too play way to much...........
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LOL!

I have a two year old inside me that throws a fit when I try to go to bed...

 
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