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Evidence of God's Creation: The Human Thumb
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<blockquote data-quote="seventytwo" data-source="post: 17894974" data-attributes="member: 29061"><p>Ok guys think about this. I mean, if you really think about you will understand what im saying. Now, the human foot has 5 digits. One of them is a little tiny digit located on the outside region of the foot. Upon this apendage there is a hard surface commonly known as a "toe nail". </p><p></p><p>Lets face it. The little tiny digit located on the outside region of the foot's (or LTDLORF) toe nail is, for a lack of a less descriptive term, weird. It looks especially weird when women paint their toe nails and only that little speck of color is on the LTDLORF's nail. </p><p></p><p>Imagine our limiations without the LTDLORF's nail. Women would use slightly less toe nail polish per quarter, causing prices to rise and stocks to fall. Salons would be forced to lay off employees due to the significantly less time required to administer a pedicure. It is my personal belief that we, as humanity have been blessed with this tiny toe nail from the heavens for a reason. And that reason is to keep those Asian pedicurists employed. I believe that not only should we be honored to have been created with such an important apendage, but that our creator understood the socio-economic impact our LTDLORF's nail would have. If the Lord had not been intelligent enough to see the rammifications of this particular nail, we may not have been blessed with the ethnic diversity we see at our local malls today. </p><p></p><p>So, in your evolutionary beliefs, what is the reason for the LTDLORF's nail?</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="seventytwo, post: 17894974, member: 29061"] Ok guys think about this. I mean, if you really think about you will understand what im saying. Now, the human foot has 5 digits. One of them is a little tiny digit located on the outside region of the foot. Upon this apendage there is a hard surface commonly known as a "toe nail". Lets face it. The little tiny digit located on the outside region of the foot's (or LTDLORF) toe nail is, for a lack of a less descriptive term, weird. It looks especially weird when women paint their toe nails and only that little speck of color is on the LTDLORF's nail. Imagine our limiations without the LTDLORF's nail. Women would use slightly less toe nail polish per quarter, causing prices to rise and stocks to fall. Salons would be forced to lay off employees due to the significantly less time required to administer a pedicure. It is my personal belief that we, as humanity have been blessed with this tiny toe nail from the heavens for a reason. And that reason is to keep those Asian pedicurists employed. I believe that not only should we be honored to have been created with such an important apendage, but that our creator understood the socio-economic impact our LTDLORF's nail would have. If the Lord had not been intelligent enough to see the rammifications of this particular nail, we may not have been blessed with the ethnic diversity we see at our local malls today. So, in your evolutionary beliefs, what is the reason for the LTDLORF's nail? [/QUOTE]
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