Even God Enjoys a Good Laugh!

[eyeliv4God]

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everyone "brother"
2. He liked Gospel
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that
Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his mother was a virgin and His mother was sure He was
God.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that
Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a
Californian:

1. He never cut His hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a
woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just
didn't get it
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was more
work to do.

 

[Green Orchid]

LOL! That's really funny!

I LOVE JESUS!!!

 

[tonya]

thanks for sharing.....

 

[Stringaling]

Considering the seriousness and gravity of Jesus's purpose here on earth I do not think these jokes would amuse God--

 

[Cordelia]

lol, thanks Gina

Doesn't God want us to be joyful? I've heard far more offensive Jesus jokes...

 

[eyeliv4God]

 

[eyeliv4God]

Considering the seriousness and gravity of Jesus's purpose here on earth I do not think these jokes would amuse God--

They weren't supposed to be offensive because the point is, there's no color or gender in Heaven. I'm sorry if I offended you? I really don't want this to become a big controversial issue. I'm terribly sorry.

 

[Lena75]

I've heard that joke before. But I, too really wonder how God does react to stuff like this. So, I really don't know how to comment on this.

 

[SavedChild]

I have never heard this joke, I thought it was funny, I'm not offended. Sorry if others are.

 

[Psalms101]

TO me, the joke seems to CONNECT all races and genders, and show(in an amusing way) how GOd relates to all of us

 

[The_White]

I think God has to have a sence of humour. After all look at the world he created

 

[Lena75]

I think God has to have a sence of humour. After all look at the world he created

Yeah, you've got a point there! I myself have a sense of humour (I think ) and it can be amazing what we can actually learn through jokes.

 

[Writing4Jesus]

I thought it was hillarious, personally! Thanks!

 

[Joshua Howard]

I personally consider the joke to be inappropriate... Especially the portion referring to Jesus as a woman.

 

[baylord]

I enjoyed it. Thanks for sharing!

 

[Peculiarone]

One reason why Jesus was Jamaican:
- made everything irie by performing miracles etc

Love the jokes Eye4 god.

 

[sonicflood]

Lighten up guys. God wouldn't have created humour if he didn't want us to use it. I don't think that anybody can argue that humour is a result of the fall...!

 

[Woman of Faith]

I don't think that anybody can argue that humour is a result of the fall...!

Ain't that the truth! To paraphrase Gallagher, "God has to have a sense of humor. Look at the giraffe for instance, He took a big horse and gave it long legs and a REALLY long neck! Now THAT's funny!"

 

[Ps28:7]

i thought it was funny...it made me laugh...not too loud cuz i'm in the library...but what a great way of showing the no genderness or raceness of Jesus and it seems as a good funny way to put an end to the big controversy of what Jesus really is
God bless ya

 

[Stringaling]

They weren't supposed to be offensive because the point is, there's no color or gender in Heaven. I'm sorry if I offended you? I really don't want this to become a big controversial issue. I'm terribly sorry.

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I am not offended, I just think that people look too lightly on the seriousness of God's purpose for his son--and yes Jesus was a man, is a man, and will not change from being a man just because he is in heaven.

I do thnk that we are to have good humor--this type of joke however I believe to be inappropriate as it is blasphemous and makes a mockery of our Savior.