elephant jokes

[1trippypea]

q:what's gray on the inside and clear on the outside?
a:an elephant in a baggy!

q:why did the elephant paint its toenails red?
a: so it could hide in a cherry tree

q: have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
a: works pretty good doesnt it?

q: whats the difference between an elephant and a plum?
a: their color

q: what did tarzan say when the elephants were coming?
a: look jane, the elephants are coming

q: what did jane say when the elephants were coming?
a: look tarzan, the plums are coming. she was colorblind

q: what did tarzan say when the elephants in sunglasses were coming?
a: nothing, he didnt recognize them

q: why are elephants so wrinkly?
a: well have you ever tried to iron one?

and one more not pertaining to elephants.....
q: whats green and has wheels?
a: grass, i lied about the wheels.

 

[OnceDust]

ok, since you make fun of an elephant, here's my human joke hehehe!

The human and elephant travel together on a long journey. The human says "I've got to go...." The elephant pulls over and watches the human disappear into the trees. He relieves himself, of course and has a refreshing wade in a near-by stream. About 30 minutes later the human comes back and looks green. The Elephant asks, "What took you so long, didn't you go...?" The human says, "NO! I can't find a simple restroom around here."

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