Ed's in trouble!

[Johnboy60]

Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in
the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds AND IT
BETTER BE THERE!!!."
The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom
scale.


Ed has been missing since Friday

 

[Greatcloud]

I was worried there was no humor in here and it really was hard at first. They said it was a joke but I could tell it was a cheap knock off. And then I came here. The lady ahead of you Cathy was also funny. But the Ed joke was actually funny.​

I intend to hang out here as in my heart I know I am funny. I was born funny there is nothing I can do about it. I tried to stop once and while I was just talking normal, somebody busted out laughing. This confused me at first and then I realised I am cursed by God to be humorous. The holy laughter helped too. I know, a great funny day is coming I am sure we will both be there. Write me back.We are both the same age and both like funny stuff. For instance how much funnier are the Democrats if Al Gore enters the race ? I think that is the only race they win. ​

 

[LostUntilSaved]

lol she expected a car and she got a scale. that is funny