don't mess with jews

[Greythanis]

there was a huge army marching towards israel. suddenly, they saw a Jew at the top of a hill.
"General! take these men! turn around! Go home. you do not belong here."
so the general sends a squad to go capture the Jew. they go over the hill, and the air is filled with gunfire and yelling...
then the Jew comes back over the hill. "General, I warned you! Go home!"
"Send a company" the general says to his lieutenant. Again, they go over the hill, there is gunfire and shouting, and the jew comes back over the hill.
"General, this is your last warning, do not come into israel. Go home!"
Finally the general is furious, and he sends a division over the hill. This time there is a huge amount of gunfire and shells exploding. finally, on wounded bleeding soldier limps back.
"It's a trap, there's two of them!"

on another note, have you noticed that God mad white meat on the 5th day and red meat on the 6th day?

 

[soblessed53]

This is Great,LOL!

 

[worshipraise]

Pretty good! LOL

 

[christianmomma]

haha! love it

 

[LuvAslan]

hehehehe

 

[hotcheetolover1]

sorry but i am

 

[Joshua Howard]

For those of you unware of the context here, this joke circulated during the Six Day war (between Israel, Egypt and a few neighboring countries.) Israeli forces knocked out the entire Egyptian airforce while it was sitting idle on the ground and sunk a great portion of their fleet in harbor.

They very quickly (and very painlessly) dominated the entire region and overpowered stronger, larger nations around them. It was during this conflict that Israel gained possession of today's much contested West Bank and Gaza Strip. Hense the much laughed at joke, "Go back, Go back, there's two of 'em!"

 

[LadyAbby]

hahaha! I enjoyed that

 

[ChrisCountryGirl]

Thanks for sharing.

 

[BlessedDisciple]

very funny -- too much!!! hahahahaha!