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I received this in an email this morning and thought I'd share it. Enjoy
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his
tongue. Anonymous
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are
wonderful. Ann Landers
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they
went. Will Rogers
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. Ben
Williams
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
Josh Billings
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. Andy Rooney
We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare.
And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made.
M. Acklam
Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current events.
The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of late-breaking
dog news items,which, if they are especially urgent, are often continued in
the next yard. Dave Barry
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. Franklin
P. Jones
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have
known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons. James Thurber
If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.
Unknown
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can.
That's almost $21.00 in dog money. Joe Weinstein
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get
used to the idea. Robert A. Heinlein
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you;
that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. Mark Twain
You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look
that says, Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that! Dave Barry
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. Roger Caras
If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket
and then giving Fido only two of them. Phil Pastoret
My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am.
Unknown
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his
tongue. Anonymous
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are
wonderful. Ann Landers
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they
went. Will Rogers
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. Ben
Williams
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
Josh Billings
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. Andy Rooney
We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare.
And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made.
M. Acklam
Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current events.
The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of late-breaking
dog news items,which, if they are especially urgent, are often continued in
the next yard. Dave Barry
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. Franklin
P. Jones
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have
known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons. James Thurber
If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.
Unknown
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can.
That's almost $21.00 in dog money. Joe Weinstein
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get
used to the idea. Robert A. Heinlein
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you;
that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. Mark Twain
You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look
that says, Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that! Dave Barry
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. Roger Caras
If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket
and then giving Fido only two of them. Phil Pastoret
My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am.
Unknown