Director Uwe Boll challenges critics...

[kazzman]

German horror director Uwe Boll is so fed up with receiving bad reviews from movie critics he is challenging his detractors to a filmed fight. Boll, whose movies Alone In The Dark and House Of The Dead are based on video games, says he will fly his critics to meet him and will then fight them in a boxing ring. The filmmaker is incensed by an online petition which has 13,327 signatures of people asking him to stop making movies. Boll, who has also invited Roger Avary and Quentin Tarantino to join his fight, plans to air the fights on the internet. He the plans to edit clips into his latest film Postal. Boll says, "I'm fed up with people slamming my films without seeing them. Many journalists make value judgments on my films based on the opinions of one or two thousand internet voices. Half of those opinions come from people who've never watched my films. If critics want to bring Uwe Boll down, here is their chance to physically bring him down and have the entire world watch them do it."
http://www.imdb.com/news/wenn/2006-06-23/

 

[Sword-In-Hand]

After watching Alone in the Dark, maybe he should quit making movies.

 

[kangitanka]

After watching Alone in the Dark, maybe he should quit making movies.

After watching Bloodrayne, I thought the same thing
That's 99 minutes of my life, wasted

 

[Sword-In-Hand]

After watching Bloodrayne, I thought the same thing
That's 99 minutes of my life, wasted

This is the premise of Alone in the Dark. Christian Slater has been missing, he returns to find Tara Reid. Of course they have sex. Stephen Dorf is the bad guy who eventually turns good guy and in the end there's a cave. The end. Wow, I just spoiled the whole movie for everyone.

I stayed away from Bloodrayne after watching the commercials. I don't need to get any dummer.