Did you know

djconklin · Apr 29, 2007

that squirrels like animal crackers?

Then there's the two lazy one's who lie down to eat their peanut.

Then there's one that has to get his on the floor, so I have to bend over! Maybe the Good Lord is trying to get me some exercise?

TrustAndObey · Apr 29, 2007

djconklin said:
that squirrels like animal crackers?

Then there's the two lazy one's who lie down to eat their peanut.

Then there's one that has to get his on the floor, so I have to bend over! Maybe the Good Lord is trying to get me some exercise?

Squirrels are a lot like rats with fluffy tails. HA! They'll eat pretty much anything you put in front of them.

I had one crawl all over me at a petting zoo once, and he was so sweet.

But llamas....evil, EVIL I TELL YOU!!!!

djconklin · Apr 29, 2007

Then there was the lady in NYC who sat down on a park bench and a squirrel immediately joined her. After awhile she picked up her handbag to leave. At which point the squirrel reached out and touched her. She siaid iot was hard to ell who jumped the highest her because the squirrel touched her or the squirrel because she screamed!

The little squirrel at my dad's place ate a grape!

Jimlarmore · Apr 30, 2007

Ever heard the song of the Mississippi squirel who went to church? I laugh every time I hear that one.

God Bless
Jim Larmore

thecountrydoc · Apr 30, 2007

Jim, do you mean that that story/song isn't true???

The more I know people the more I like animals!!!

Doc

truthmagnet · Apr 30, 2007

thecountrydoc said:
Jim, do you mean that that story/song isn't true???

The more I know people the more I like animals!!!

Doc

My husband said it was me or the animals!!!

We miss him sometimes.

thecountrydoc · Apr 30, 2007

Cats and women always get their way.

Men and dogs should get used to it.

Doc

franny · Apr 30, 2007

Jimlarmore said:
Ever heard the song of the Mississippi squirel who went to church? I laugh every time I hear that one.

God Bless
Jim Larmore

That is one of the funniest songs I have ever heard! I laugh myself silly when I hear it!

Jimlarmore · Apr 30, 2007

thecountrydoc said:
Jim, do you mean that that story/song isn't true???

The more I know people the more I like animals!!!

Doc

I don't know if it is or not but I can imagine it may be based on a true story. I mean think about it, two boys sneak a squirrel into Sunday school and in the middle of the preaching service it gets loose and starts to travel thru the congregation, running up dresses and into farmer's over-all's . The part that is so halarious is the sister who was better than everyone else thought the spirit got a hold of her when the squirrel made round after round inside her dress and started to confess to things that made the whole church blush.

The whole church got re-baptized,,, some twice and that church was set aright by a "half crazed Mississippi squirrel."

God Bless you all and watch out for stray squirrels,

Jim Larmore

franny · Apr 30, 2007

truthmagnet said:
My husband said it was me or the animals!!!

We miss him sometimes.

I, I, I, I AM LOL ! ! ! !

Thanks for the good advise!

thecountrydoc · Apr 30, 2007

Hi Truthmagnet,

I forgot to ask; Was your husband house broken?

Doc

franny · Apr 30, 2007

thecountrydoc said:
Hi Truthmagnet,

I forgot to ask; Was your husband house broken?

Doc

Do you mean there are actual husbands that are house broken?? This is the BIG one! (holding my heart)

OK, show me one!

I never knew this!

Thanks, Doc, for your humor!

thecountrydoc · May 1, 2007

OH MY YES! I've known many a husband who even ask premission before speaking. You see they didn't want their wife to know what was on their mind before they did.

The story is told of a little girl who was sitting quietly beside her father on the couch one afternoon, when she turned to father and said; "Daddy, you're the 'boss' of the house aren't you?" The father replied; "Yes, why do you ask?" The child continued; "Well Daddy, you earn the money, you take care of the yard, you tell all of us what to do, so that must make you the 'boss' of the house, and you get to do all of that because Mommie lets you be the 'boss'."

Enjoy!
Doc

franny · May 1, 2007

I just love a good laugh!
Thanka Doc.

djconklin · May 1, 2007

that squirrels like popcorn?

I'll have to check into the price of bagged dog food--probably a whole cheaper than peanuts!

Then there's the one who for some odd reason just has to come in and down onto the floor, and then over to my desk to get his peanut. So far, I've got him to get it off my shoe. Next, I have to train him to climb my pant leg!

And with all deference to Sheryl Crowe I have to use 2-3 2-ply sheets folded over to a quad (which makes it about 16 ply!) to clean up after the loose bladders! Hate to say it, but I use more on them in a day than I use on me!

djconklin · May 1, 2007

Next, I have to train him to climb my pant leg!

Well, that didn't take long! All I had to do was pat my lap and he came right up!

Now, if I can only get him to stop exploring my room!

And as I was typing that in, unbeknownest to me, he was off checking out the other half of my room!

thecountrydoc · May 1, 2007

I hate to tell you this DJC, but you had better hope that that squirrel only wants to explore your room and not the inside of your pants leg. GRIN!

Doc

franny · May 1, 2007

thecountrydoc said:
I hate to tell you this DJC, but you had better hope that that squirrel only wants to explore your room and not the inside of your pants leg. GRIN!

Doc

What about all that confession and repentance!
That squirrel was on a mission, I tell you!

franny · May 1, 2007

Have you heard the song, "He Can't Love You Half as Much As I!"

Same music artist. I love this one too! Every time I get down, I listen to this song and I feel like I am richly blessed beyond measure! (Cause, I am not married to him!)

Ptilinopus · May 2, 2007

Did you hear the one about the cassowary* in Papua New Guinea who was baptized? The candidates were lined up on the bank of a tributary of the Turama River, and with 2 pastors to baptize, things went smoothly in pairs. The village of Moka like many in that area had a lot of semi-tame cassowaries, and one younger one was on the river bank observing proceedings. After several pairs had been baptized, the cassowary waded into the river, and when the next pair were baptized, it ducked its entire head and body under too! And again. And again. Until an alert deacon, in outrage at this "blasphemy", chased the bird out of the river, and across the village! (I was there and saw it all - as a boy of about 13 at the time.)

(* cassowary - a large bird like a heavy ostrich with a helmet on its head - found New Guinea and north Australia)

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