Deep Thoughts

[Username:]

This thead is for random "deep thoughts"
I'll start uh...lets see..If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because hey, free dummy.
Get it?

 

[brinny]

Are these the words of experience?

 

[Leader of the Banned]

When I wanna be funny I stick a slice of bologna in one of my shoes. That way I'll feel funny and my words will simply be a reflection of my feelings....(Matt 12:34).

 

[Username:]

If you're a horse, and someone gets on you, and falls off, and then gets right back on you, I think you should buck him off right away.

 

[jaimegerise]

Well.......
that's a deep subject

 

[dustt10]

If you want to be the popular one at a party, here's a good thing to do: Go up to some people who are talking and laughing and say, "Well, technically that's illegal." It might fit in with what somebody just said. And even if it doesn't, so what, I hate this stupid party.

 

[dustt10]

If you're a blacksmith, probably the proudest day of your life is when you get your first anvil. How innocent you are, little blacksmith.

 

[Username:]

Once when I was in Hawaii, on the island of Kauai, I met a mysterious old stranger. He said he was about to die and wanted to tell someone about the treasure. I said, "Okay, as long as it's not a long story. Some of us have a plane to catch, you know." He stared telling his story, about the treasure and his life and all, and I thought: "This story isn't too long." But then, he kept going, and I started thinking, "Uh-oh, this story is getting long." But then the story was over, and I said to myself: "You know, that story wasn't too long after all." I forget what the story was about, but there was a good movie on the plane. It was a little long, though.

 

[jaimegerise]

This thread is starting to scare me... :o

 

[Username:]

To me, truth is not some vague, foggy notion. Truth is real. And, at the same time, unreal. Fiction and fact and everything in between, plus some things I can't remember, all rolled into one big 'thing'. This is truth, to me.

 

[teenash]

"Man's greatest ignorance lies in his constant dependency on tomorrow"- me

 

[Iron Sun 254]

A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."

 

[Keys4Praise]

Some people enjoy tying up loose ends. Others enjoy tying a yellow ribbon around an old oak tree. But the greatest thing one can do is to tie someone's shoelaces together.

 

[Blessed-one]

Wrestle with God, and you always lose.

 

[helmikaarina]

The One you are seeking is seeking you in your seeking

 

[~ Gig ~]

A man doesn't automatically get my respect. He has to get down in the dirt and beg for it.

 

[Iron Sun 254]

I think the mistake a lot of us make is thinking the state-appointed shrink is our friend.