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Here we are again, with some real CRACKERS
so put down that coffee, or slide your keyboard, to somewhere 'SAFE'
from inundation ~while you 'R O C K'

LOL



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M O R E - B E L O W



 
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The pages above SEEM so-empty since the Software Change
that I wished that I could DELETE ....
ALL of those empty pages and now non-existent, laughs and giggles

Up and on with them....

Last night, a friend shared a video with me, I do so hope that you can enjoy it also


https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=788626401251635
 
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B/Fwd


 
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My Mary shared this with me this morning


 
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looks good Dave

Thank you Wendy Sis'

Please tell SUSIE (Facebook) and BONNIE
that their emails have failed and returned my mails
so, I cannot update them..... re: that website (Many thanks)
 
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Monday Corn



Dr Visit for a Exam?

I went into my proctologist's office for my first rectal exam.
His new nurse, Evelyn, took me to an examining room
And told me to get undressed and have a seat
Until the doctor could see me.
She said that he would only be a few minutes.





After putting on the gown that she gave me
I sat down.
While waiting I observed
That there were three items on a stand
Next to the exam table:


A Tube of K-Y jelly,
A rubber glove
And a beer
.





When the doctor finally came in I said,
"Look Doc, I'm a little confused
This is my first exam .
I know what the K-Y is for
And I know what the glove is for,

But can you tell me what the BEER is for?"







At that Doctor Paul became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the door.

He flung the door open and yelled to his nurse .. . ... . .

"Darn it, Evelyn !!!

I said a BUTT LIGHT
"
 
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