Creating a New Nation! The New C.S.A. (3)

ShieldOFaith · Apr 25, 2008

TheNewWorldMan said:
Oh, and I almost forgot:

There is nothing racist about the CONFEDERATE States of America!

Yeaaaaah! You finally got something right!

ShieldOFaith · Apr 25, 2008

Ahem!

I hope you didn't think that I forgot your slam against Jesus.

HE NEVER EVER BROKE THE LAW!!! EVER!

That would make Him a sinner like you or I. HE was perfect and holy. HE can/ could never break the Jewish Law!!! HE MADE IT!

What you are referring to is the Mishnah. Yes! He broke Mishnah tradition quite a bit.

Let's look at this correctly:

1. There is the WORD OF GOD. A.K.A. the Holy Bible.

2. There is the Mishnah for the Jews, and the 'Code of Canon Law' for the Roman Catholics.
http://www.intratext.com/x/Eng0017.htm

JESUS MESSIAH never broke any laws from #1.

HE did break the TRADITIONS OF MEN found in the Mishnah!!!

<<<JUST KEEPING THE RECORD STRAIGHT>>>

SOLA GRATIA.

ShieldOFaith · Apr 25, 2008

tulc said:
Ladies and gentlemen:

I'm first!

tulc(woot!)

Hate to burst your bubble, but being a stickler for details; I am #1! Look closely and you will see that your post # is 2!!!

I'm #1!!!

tulc · Apr 25, 2008

You're #1, but I'm first.
tulc(that's how it works)

Futuwwa · Apr 25, 2008

Question:

Will the new CSA use the classical confederate flag?

or will its flag be something like this?

ParsonJefferson · Apr 25, 2008

Futuwwa said:
Question:

Will the new CSA use the classical confederate flag?

or will its flag be something like this?

"Image Not Available" or a Lynching. Interesting.

tulc · Apr 25, 2008

"Image Not Available" or a Lynching. Interesting.

Can't see the first image? It's a confederate flag.
tulc(just trying to help)

Nathan Poe · Apr 25, 2008

ShieldOFaith said:
Ahem!

I hope you didn't think that I forgot your slam against Jesus.

I hope you didn't think that anyone forgot that you couldn't correct me.

HE NEVER EVER BROKE THE LAW!!! EVER!

Except those time I explicitly mentioned, and you got far too hysterical to even attempt to debunk?

That would make Him a sinner like you or I. HE was perfect and holy. HE can/ could never break the Jewish Law!!! HE MADE IT!

So, all those people who block the abortion clinics are sinning?

Every slave who ever escaped their master was sinning?

Rosa Parks sinned when she refused to get to the back of the bus?

There's a reason your C.S.A. will never get off the ground, Shield

What you are referring to is the Mishnah. Yes! He broke Mishnah tradition quite a bit.

Let's look at this correctly:

1. There is the WORD OF GOD. A.K.A. the Holy Bible.

Do yourself two favors, Shield: Read the beginning of the Gospel of John, and insert "Bible" wherever it says "WORD."

Then, you'll have to hang yourself for committing idolatry.

2. There is the Mishnah for the Jews, and the 'Code of Canon Law' for the Roman Catholics.

Seeing how Jesus was a Jew, I don't see how "Cannon Law" would mean much of anything to him, especially seeing as how it hadn't been invented around the time he was walking the Earth.

But please -- don't let me interrupt you with inconvenient doses of reality.

JESUS MESSIAH never broke any laws from #1.

Right... because the Jews were never under any obligation to not work on the Sabbath

Guess what, people! We're down to nine Commandments!

HE did break the TRADITIONS OF MEN found in the Mishnah!!!

<<<JUST KEEPING THE RECORD STRAIGHT>>>

I would think that keeping the record straight is the last thing you'd want to do -- a twelve-year old could see the hole in your theology -- and address them with a lot less hysteria than you're used to.

SOLA GRATIA.

BOVINE SCATOLOGY.

Futuwwa · Apr 25, 2008

Is SOLIO DEO GRATIA the new DEUS VULT?

tulc · Apr 25, 2008

Is SOLIO DEO GRATIA the new DEUS VULT?

Ok, that was both funny AND historical! What more could you ask from a post?
tulc(just remembered a book he was going to get from the library and forgot)

Nathan Poe · Apr 25, 2008

Futuwwa said:
Is SOLIO DEO GRATIA the new DEUS VULT?

I suspect it's either that or the new GOTT MIT UNS.

TheNewWorldMan · Apr 25, 2008

Nathan Poe said:
I suspect it's either that or the new GOTT MIT UNS.

The actual slogan of the New CSA will be:

Diese Weise zu den Duschen und zum Delousing

And here are some of its #1 fans:

tulc · Apr 25, 2008

...man, Goring had a lot of medals.
tulc(sorry, I just thought...that's a lot of medals)

ParsonJefferson · Apr 25, 2008

tulc said:
...man, Goring had a lot of medals.
tulc(sorry, I just thought...that's a lot of medals)

Weird.

I guess I thought he had spilled some potato salad on himself - and I was a little surprised both that it stuck, and that he didn't notice.

tulc · Apr 25, 2008

I guess I thought he had spilled some potato salad on himself - and I was a little surprised both that it stuck, and that he didn't notice.

Hey who hasn't had THAT happen to them?
tulc(mmmm potato salad....)

ParsonJefferson · Apr 25, 2008

tulc said:
Hey who hasn't had THAT happen to them?
tulc(mmmm potato salad....)

I've never had THAT big a lump of potato salad land on me.

Still, I never wear solid-color ties, and for good reason.

GrayCat · Apr 25, 2008

Nathan Poe said:
BOVINE SCATOLOGY.

Funniest post in the Thread so far? Quite possibly.

scraparcs · Apr 25, 2008

Anyone notice that what comes off as evangelistic preaching at church comes off more hysterical in writing?

TheReasoner · Apr 26, 2008

tulc said:
...man, Goring had a lot of medals.
tulc(sorry, I just thought...that's a lot of medals)

Have you seen Charlie Chaplin's move 'the great dictator'?
In one scene it makes fun of Göring's medals.

TheReasoner · Apr 26, 2008

Lel said:
Anyone notice that what comes off as evangelistic preaching at church comes off more hysterical in writing?

What shield is saying isn't charismatic though. It's nuts. (Well Shield. It is.)

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