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A man takes a walk to give himself an appetite for dinner and walking along country roads,forgets how long he has been walking since he has been enjoying his walk so much.He realises he's left his watch behind and sees a girl sitting on a stool milking a cow.Decides to ask her what time it is.The girl doesn't speak at first but lifts up the cows udders first, with the left hand then the right. "It's ten past six",she says.
Amazed, the man says "Wow! can you really tell the time by the cows udders?" "Oh no",she says."If I lift up the right hand I can see the town clock across the field from here"