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A hungry young fellow sits down in a restaurant for lunch. Several moments pass before the waitress arrives to take his order during which time he notices three large steaks nailed to the ceiling. "Ah, I see you've noticed the steaks," the waitress says as she walks up to the young fellow's table.
"Yes, I have. What's the deal? Why are they pinned to the ceiling?"
"It's our challenge, you see. If you can get one of the steaks off the ceiling without using any tables, or chairs, or ladders, or what-not, you'll win a hundred dollars from the restaurant."
"Really? Hmmm...I might give that a try..."
"Well, before you do, you need to know that if you fail, you'll have to pay the restaurant a hundred bucks."
"Oh. That's a different story..."
"Not going to try it, then?"
"No, I don't want to risk it. The steaks are too high."
 
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