Corrupted Wishes

[iamabcg]

Game Corrupted Wishes
This is real fun......Make a wish, then the next person grants it in a "devilish way" and then makes their own wish...ex.
" I wish I had a million dollars"
Granted, but you bet it all on a loosing horse at the track.
Ok? Here we go..........
I wish to live in a cabin on a lakefront with a beautiful view.

 

[bbbbbbb]

The cabin is infested with termites and its beds are crawling with bedbugs.

I wish to have perfect health.

 

[iamabcg]

granted but you all your friends leave you cause they are jealous.

I wish i liked seafood.

 

[bbbbbbb]

You like seafood so much that you not only eat the oysters on the half shell, but the shells, as well, which do very nasty things to your digestive system.

I wish every government official was a Christian.

 

[iamabcg]

Sorry but i cannot corrupt that wish cause that is a wonderful wish.


I wish it could be fall all year long

 

[bbbbbbb]

You are suffocated to death with all the leaves that perpetually keep falling.

I wish I could climb Mount Everest.

 

[frogalone]

your rope would break and you would fall to your death


I wish I could visit Hawaii.

 

[iamabcg]

You get there and it rains every day and i mean torrential rains.


I wish people in this nursing home would just leave me and my things alone

 

[bbbbbbb]

Everyone in the nursing home ignores you and you don't get your regular meds and you die.

I wish I had perfect safety every time I travel.

 

[iamabcg]

All air ports in the entire world closes and no flights are available.

I wish I could cook like the people on food network

 

[bbbbbbb]

All air ports in the entire world closes and no flights are available.

I wish I could cook like the people on food network

That's okay because I can travel by other means.

You cook just like the people on food network cook and lose every competition because you like just like the losers.

I wish I could see what is beyond our universe.

 

[gerbilwoman]

granted, but the things you see are disturbing and you have nightmares about them.

I wish I had a farm.

 

[bbbbbbb]

Yes, you end up running the county poor farm and losing your entire life's savings in the process.

I wish the Chinese Communist Party would transfer the government to an open democracy.