Conversations in Haiku

[Redguard]

Welcome to the thread!
Each post must be a haiku!
Chat amongst yourselves.

 

[snoochface]

How can anyone
compete against Haiku Red?
No one can beat him.

 

[Redguard]

Fear not, dear Snoochface
I come not to destroy you
But to be your friend.

 

[Redguard]

Snoochface, I must ask...
Pink mask, pink robe, pink slippers...
Do you own them all?

 

[felinity]

Thank you for welcome
I'm very glad to be here
Better than working!

 

[HeatherJay]

How can anyone
compete against Haiku Red?
No one can beat him.

I see you have tea.
But what's with the large swizzle?
It seems excessive.

 

[snoochface]

Snoochface, I must ask...
Pink mask, pink robe, pink slippers...
Do you own them all?

I do have a robe
and slippers and mask as well
but none of them pink.

I used to require
a mask in order to sleep --
sensitive to light.

But now we have shades
that block out the light at night.
No need for the mask.

Wow this is so hard.
All this counting syllables!
I need some Advil.

 

[Sign Of The Fish Burger]

I am extremely stressed out
So off to Seattle I go
To relax with Josh

 

[felinity]

Is it really tea?
It could be a baseball bat.
I can't tell for sure.

 

[snoochface]

I see you have tea.
But what's with the large swizzle?
It seems excessive.

It's coffee, not tea.
And that is not a swizzle --
Eko's Jesus stick!

 

[Godisgr8r]

If I want to laugh,
I know a funny place to go
Here, with all of you!

 

[gengwall]

Did not know haiku
Wikipedia shows all
I now can join in

 

[snoochface]

I'm having trouble
posting in other threads now.
Can't stop the haikus!

I am extremely stressed out
So off to Seattle I go
To relax with Josh

I'm sorry Fishie
for the stress you are feeling.
Relax this weekend!

 

[Redguard]

I am extremely stressed out
So off to Seattle I go
To relax with Josh

Seattle? Sounds fun!
What will you guys do out there?
Got family there?

 

[HeatherJay]

Did not know haiku
Wikipedia shows all
I now can join in

5-7-5, baby!
Such a simple formula.
Instant fun fun fun.

 

[Godisgr8r]

Redguard is a teacher
Of many incredible, yet amazing things
Who knew about Haiku!

 

[snoochface]

Is "family" said,
"Fam-i-ly" - three syllables?
or "fam-ly" - just two?

 

[felinity]

Redguard is a teacher
Of many incredible, yet amazing things
Who knew about Haiku!

Ooh! I did! I did!
Wrote a sick note in it once.
Guess I try too hard.

 

[Entertaining_Angels]

A thread in Haiku?
I really don't have a clue.
unfathomable

 

[Redguard]

Is "family" said,
"Fam-i-ly" - three syllables?
or "fam-ly" - just two?

I say fa-mi-ly.
Accents can cause confusion.
How do you say it?