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LOL these are so funny...I got these one from face book

" Me. You. Song of Songs: the remix."

"if you were staying for the tribulation, i would consider staying too.. but then i would probably leave."

"if you say no, im going to tear my clothes, get in my sackcloth and rub dust into my head.."

"bathsheba had nothing on you"

"you are so unblemished that i would sacrifice you." lol this one's kinda scary.

"how many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?" I didn't get this one at first but then I was reminded of Jericho and I was like ooooohh yeaa.. lol..
 
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G.O.L.F said:
"I would bring your father twelve-hundred Philistine foreskins for just one date with you."
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HA! That's good. I'll have to use that sometime. Probably get a creeped-out look and a slow backing-away from, but it will be worth it.

"you are perfect, except with all the sin."
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That's a little creepy.

"you are so unblemished that i would sacrifice you."
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That's right up there with "I think your eyes are beautiful. Can I eat one?"
 
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There is a facebook group full of these!

"look, you're nearly 22. most christians are 3 years into marriage by now... just settle for me.

"you make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo."

"have you died before? because that looks like a resurrection body to me.."

"you are a galations 5 fruit salad."


"i have familiarised myself with all 5 love languages, in fact, i invented 4 of them."

" Me. You. Song of Songs: the remix."
 
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G.O.L.F said:
well It is about a married couple!
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yeah, so using it as a pick up line is kinda weird to me
it eaither seems to be a marriage proposal or an invitation to some... um... married activites...
lol i am not horribly offended or anything, just noooot going to use that one
(p.s. I am using all the othere lol)
 
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Girl I wanna take you out to a nice dinner, pay for it all, MAYbe even kiss you on a second date, then maybe take you out on a picnic, u know, with some friends. Then we could start going to church together, then really start hangin out togehter, than maybe have a fight over something thats really hard, and then we could, like, become even closer after overcoming our differences, and like, a year or so, maybe two years after a rewarding relationship and like, you know, being a couple, then I could like, totally get on one knee and ask u to marry me, and then you could say "yes" and we could totally get married, with like, a beautiful ceremony that we work hard to put together, and then maybe we could go on a beautiful honeymoon to some exotic country, AND THEN WE COULD GET IT ON!!!!!!
 
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