Hey these 2 Jokes are From Arabic i hope i can translate them riaght 
a dumb came to the chruch and asked the pastor "father whose church is this " ... the pastor said " to all of us my son , the chruch is to all people " then the dumb said "father can i buy my portion ...i need some money "
a jewish came to the Pope and said "i have a restaurant in Jerusalem " . the Pope said "thats nice what can i do for you " ...the Jewish said "my father , my grandfather ,and all my ancestor have that restaurant from 200 years ago " the pope said " ok what do you want from me " . the Jewish said " i need you to pay the Lord's dinner Bill ,, no one pay that Bill from 2000 years till now "
i hope you enjoy 
a dumb came to the chruch and asked the pastor "father whose church is this " ... the pastor said " to all of us my son , the chruch is to all people " then the dumb said "father can i buy my portion ...i need some money "
a jewish came to the Pope and said "i have a restaurant in Jerusalem " . the Pope said "thats nice what can i do for you " ...the Jewish said "my father , my grandfather ,and all my ancestor have that restaurant from 200 years ago " the pope said " ok what do you want from me " . the Jewish said " i need you to pay the Lord's dinner Bill ,, no one pay that Bill from 2000 years till now "
i hope you enjoy
