- Mar 14, 2018
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St. Peter is at the pearly gates and he sees three blondes approaching. He thinks, God, I gotta make it easy for them to get into heaven."
He asked the first blonde, "To get into heaven, who was Noah?"
1st Blonde says, "He saw the burning bush and lead the people out of Egypt."
"No, sorry, that was Moses, you're going to hell."
He asks the 2nd blonde, "Who is Moses?" to make it even easier.
"He was the one who God told to build the ark to save the people from the flood."
Peter says, "No, that was Noah. Go to hell."
Peter muses a few seconds and asks the third blonde, "Who was Jesus?"
"Oh, I know this one," she says. "He was the one crucified on the tree and buried in the tomb..."
"YES!!! A blonde finally got one right! Welcome to heaven!"
But, the Blonde keeps talking, "...and every year, they roll away the stone, and if he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of winter!"
LOL
He asked the first blonde, "To get into heaven, who was Noah?"
1st Blonde says, "He saw the burning bush and lead the people out of Egypt."
"No, sorry, that was Moses, you're going to hell."
He asks the 2nd blonde, "Who is Moses?" to make it even easier.
"He was the one who God told to build the ark to save the people from the flood."
Peter says, "No, that was Noah. Go to hell."
Peter muses a few seconds and asks the third blonde, "Who was Jesus?"
"Oh, I know this one," she says. "He was the one crucified on the tree and buried in the tomb..."
"YES!!! A blonde finally got one right! Welcome to heaven!"
But, the Blonde keeps talking, "...and every year, they roll away the stone, and if he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of winter!"
LOL