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Ok here go's this is from memory
There was a christian cowboy who on sunday decided to go to church in an upbeat part of town he went in and sat down dressed in his ragged jeans and shirt his wornout favorite hat on his head no one came and sat next to him they all came in dressed in fine clothes and sat as far away as possible. The cowboy sat through the service and at the end the pastor came up to him and said "before you come back next week I think you should talk to god and ask him what he thinks the proper attire for worship should be" the cowboy agrees to this and goes home. The next week he comes back still dressed in his clean if wornout clothes he sits down and the pastor comes up and asks him "didn't I ask you to talk to god before you came back here" "I did" replyed the cowboy "and he said he didnt have a clue what I should wear he'd never been in this church before.
 

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thats hysterical.... I wish I could've thought up a line like that when I was asked to leave froma church for wearing jeans. They were my "good" jeans and the only pair I had that didn't have holes or concrete stuck to them.
 
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