Cheesy "Christian Pickup Lines"

[Jesse2014]

I am sure you all will find this helpful in your dating lives. Just kidding. They're chessy. I am just bored.

1. Nice Bible.
2. I would like to pray with you
3. You know Jesus? Me too.
4. God told me to come and talk to you.
5. I know a church where we can go and talk.
6. How about a hug, sister?
7. Do you need help carrying your Bible? It looks heavy.
8. Christians don't shake hands, Christians gotta hug.
9. Oh, you are cold, Ecclesiates 4:11.
10. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
11. What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a Bible study?
12. I am here for you.
13. The Word says, "give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry." How about dinner?
14. You don't have an accountability partner? Me neither.
15. Do you want to come over and watch the Ten Commandments?
16. Is it a sin you stole my heart. 17. Would you happen to know a Christian woman (man) that I could love with all my heart and wait on hand and foot?
18. Nice bracelet. What would Jesus date? I mean "do."
19. Do you believe in Divine appointment?
20. Have you ever tried praying at a drive-in movie before?
21. Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
22. My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a realy nice person. I think you know him. Jesus, yeah, that's his name.
23. You know they say that you have nevern really dated, until you dated a Christian.
24. Yeah, I have predicted David over Goliath.

 

[Messy]

 

[Messy]

 

[Messy]

 

[SarahsKnight]

*cringes and shyly holds up a hand*

I've ... um, used line #10 once before.

*waits fearfully for reproach*


My only defense is that I was very young and neophyte as a believer at the time.

 

[Jesse2014]

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lol that's hilarious.

 

[Jesse2014]

*cringes and shyly holds up a hand*

I've ... um, used line #10 once before.

*waits fearfully for reproach*


My only defense is that I was very young and neophyte as a believer at the time.

lol

That's funny

 

[Messy]

*cringes and shyly holds up a hand*

I've ... um, used line #10 once before.

*waits fearfully for reproach*


My only defense is that I was very young and neophyte as a believer at the time.

I said to a guitar player in church who took his guitar everywhere in a guitar carry, to start a conversation: What's in there?
He said: What do you think?

 

[Jesse2014]

I said to a guitar player in church who took his guitar everywhere in a guitar carry, to start a conversation: What's in there?
He said: What do you think?

That's funny and probably embarrassing.

 

[The Outlier]

Would you like some raisin cakes? I hear Solomon had those handy whenever he met a beautiful woman

 

[SarahsKnight]

I would say I have used line #3 in so many words as a means to find even ground with the cute girl I was pleased to get more acquainted with yesterday at Raising Cane's, but, I don't think it quite counts since I more brought up the subject of faith unknowingly, and under the circumstances of the subject we were speaking of, I wanted to make sure I wasn't coming across as an inconsiderate proselytizer in case she were an atheist. Luckily, she just says with an indulgent smile, yes, I am a believer, too.

This was our second conversation aside from the polite everyday hello's and thank you's that come with my being a common patron at that place two or three times a week for lunch. She seems like a sweet girl. So I will try to refrain from deliberately using pickup lines and such, especially those from this very list Jesse mentioned. I'll just ... be myself, ... which, unfortunately being Sarah's Knight, means I will probably subconsciously use those very lines deliberately as way of harmlessly cutesy humor, because both the lady and myself already know pickup lines are hopelessly foolish.


I tell you, we guys are mere boys who have no idea what we are doing when it comes to talking to girls. Let's just be honest.

 

[Cute Tink]

*cringes and shyly holds up a hand*

I've ... um, used line #10 once before.

*waits fearfully for reproach*


My only defense is that I was very young and neophyte as a believer at the time.

My oldest kid has a response to that one: "No, but I scraped my knees when I crawled out of Hell".

But I think that was the most common one on the list.

 

[keith99]

That one is good!

 

[Bobthemotorcycle]

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[JenLousie]

So I was reading in the book of Numbers, then I realized I don't have yours.

 

[Bobthemotorcycle]

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[keith99]

So I was reading in the book of Numbers, then I realized I don't have yours.

There is just one of me.

The comeback for someone you are not interested in. If he interests you I see no reason to not respond with the hoped for phone number.

As long as a cheesy line is not insulting it can be a decent ice breaker.

 

[Wug]

I have had this one used on me actually by a drunk guy at a club. "I didn't know angels flew this low."

 

[MrMoe]

I would serve seven years at thy fathers house for you.

 

[Messy]