Are cats from the devil? With their snake-like eyes, and selfish natures. They would eat you if you weren't alive, you must realize. All those times they lick you, and you enjoy it, they are not doing it because they love you. It's because they love the taste of you and would love to bite off your finger and eat it. It is funny how cat, rat and bat all rhyme. Does that mean they are rodants? I think so. But others would disagree. You can make a rat a pet though; maybe even a bat. So I guess you can with a cat. But a dog, that rhymes with log and jog. These are good things that do not do much to hurt us. But cats, they rhyme with skat, fat, gnat, spat; all words that mean something unpleasant.
So all these pictures of cats on the internet. It is useless. You convince no one that your cat is cute. Just that they have taken over your mind to the point that you thought it would be a good idea to take a picture of them and post it for everyone to look at. But does it strike you as odd that your cat is constantly wanting your attention? Perhaps that is why you love it. But maybe you are spending too much time on your cat and not on God? God loves you more than your cat. God will not eat you if you die...
So all these pictures of cats on the internet. It is useless. You convince no one that your cat is cute. Just that they have taken over your mind to the point that you thought it would be a good idea to take a picture of them and post it for everyone to look at. But does it strike you as odd that your cat is constantly wanting your attention? Perhaps that is why you love it. But maybe you are spending too much time on your cat and not on God? God loves you more than your cat. God will not eat you if you die...