Catholic joke

[TwinCrier]

A prostitute went to heaven and Jesus heard commotion at the gate and went to see what the trouble was. Some were wondering just how she managed to do this and were not too keen on the idea.

Jesus said, "If there be anyone here without sin, let them cast the first stone".

WHAM!!!!! Right up side of the prostitutes head! BIG STONE!!

Jesus turned to see where it came from........ and said,

"Mother!"

 

[KeepTheFaith15]

hahahahahaha

 

[Miss Shelby]

Not funny.


But here's one that is.

Two nuns had just finished their shift at a hospital and were on their way back to the convent. They had just passed a gas station, when their car ran out of gas. The two nuns frantically looked in their trunk for something to collect the gas in, but all they could find was a bed pan. So they walked back to the gas station, collected the gas and returned. As they were filling the tank with the bed pan, a pastor and his wife happened to be driving by. The surprised pastor turned to his wife and exclaimed, "Now that's faith!"

Michelle

 

[LightHearted]

lol... Good one, Miss Shelby.