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Cat Poop Cookies

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rose2u

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Has anyone EVER made these...???
Maybe they're called something else..?
The ingredients sound pretty good..thought to share it.

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:)CAT POOP COOKIES:)
http://www.xmission.com/~emailbox/cookies.htm

Chocolate ingredients:
1/2 cup honey
2/3 cup (1 and 1/3 stick) butter, margarine, or lard
1 egg
1 tsp vanilla or peppermint extract
2 cups whole wheat flour
1/3 cup cocoa powder
grapenuts(tm) cereal

Gingerbread ingredients:
1/4 cup honey
1/4 cup molasses
2/3 cup(1 and 1/3 stick) butter or margarine, or lard
1 egg
2 and 1/3 cups whole wheat flour
spices: ginger, cinnamon, cloves to taste (maybe 1/2 tsp each)
grapenuts(tm) cereal

Mix-ins (optional):
Coconut = tapeworms
Chocolate chips = poop chunks!
Butterscotch chips = diarrhea!
Peanut butter chips = diarrhea!
Cooked spagetti or ramen noodles = roundworms
Corn = self explanatory!
Peanuts = chunks
M&Ms = decoration?

To make:
Microwave the honey till it bubbles (about 1 minute). Add the butter, (I've been told using lard makes for a more realistic texture and softer cookie) and the molasses, if any. Add the egg, mix well, then mix in all the other stuff. Add mix-ins of your choice to some or all of the batter.

Chill 1 hour in the freezer or several hours in the fridge. Roll dough logs of random length and the diameter of cat poops. Roll logs in grapenuts and bake at 350 degrees till done (about 20 minutes, but this varies so watch them.)

Serve in a disposable cat litter box on a bed of grapenuts, with a cat litter scoop.I hear you get lovely effects by decorating the box and scoop with melted chocolate or pudding.

Brown sugar might work as a substitute for the new clumping litters... Mixing brown sugar with the grapenuts "sweetens up the cookie a bit while still looking truly hideous."

This recipe worked especially well at the halloween party where the table was already decorated with plastic flies.
 

rose2u

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If a new name is added or thought of..I suppose there would always be that remembering/knowing of 'where it came from' ..and what it once was.

Maybe..I'll make these in the very near future..not mention the 'name'... until evryone says how good they are...:)

I suspect and hope all those VERY FORGIVING tastebuds would take over..
 
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Remind me never to eat dessert at your house.

However, I do have a big idea. There was a thread in the struggles forum about people who were afraid to become nauseated (?????) and I have the perfect idea to cure them by combining this recipe and the last post to the RPGs and anime club.

ATTENTION ALL EMETOPHOBES

Overcome your fears at the Sick Seminar. Cat Mess Cookies are the main entree, with a side of banana puree that looks like, you know. There will also be a complimentary screening of "Blue Gender" after the meal. If this doesn't make you heave-I can promise you that nothing ever will. $10.00 at the door, all proceeds go to the Buy Susan A Laptop PC Fund. Thank you for your participation!
 
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