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Cat Goes to Heaven

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I dont know if this has been around before.

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A cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, "You've been a good cat all of these years. Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask."

The cats says, "Well, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood floors." God says, "Say no more." And instantly, a fluffy pillow appears. A few days later, 6 mice are killed in a tragic accident and they go to Heaven. God meets them at the gate with the same offer that He made the cat.

The mice said, "All our lives we've had to run. We've been chased by cats, dogs and even women with brooms. If we could only have a pair of roller skates, we wouldn't have to run anymore.' God says, 'Say no more." And instantly, each mouse is fitted with a beautiful pair of tiny roller skates.

About a week later, God decides to check and see how the cat is doing. The cat is sound asleep on his new pillow. God gently wakes him and asks, "How are you doing? Are you happy here?"

The cat yawns and stretches and says, "Oh, I've never been happier in my life. And those Meals on wheels you've been sending over are the best!"
 

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no, cats don't go to heaven, haven't you seen the movie "All DOGS go to Heaven"? it has a song with the lyrics
'All dogs go to heaven
cats go to the other place'
or something along those lines.

and for anyone who comments on my avatar I am talking about those sad excuses for creatures that are called house cats :p Tigers on the other hand are the mightyest of ALL creatures. HEAR ME ROAR!!!! and definately don't need mice on wheels to be happy.
 
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that is sooo cheap. I mean serioulsy, a big ole [bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse] cat beating up on small insects. tsk tsk tsk.
Tigers ROCK, they beat up on critters bigger than them
 
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