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MadeYouLook

i have the killer instincts of a small poodle
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i just a got a new car for my wife today. Best trade i ever made.

go ahead and honk. I'm reloading.

if you don't like the way i drive, get off the sidewalk.

this vehicle may wreck or explode at any time for no apperent reason.

have you joined Thinker's Anonymous yet?

i don't suffer from insanity, i enjoy every minute of it.

i'm not driving drunk, i just can't drive.

forget about world peace...visualize your turn signal blinking!

after the rapture can i have your car?

my son is an honor student at the State Correctional Facility.

driver carries NO CASH-wife and kids have it all.

honk if the twins fall out!

cover me i'm changing lanes!

i'm not deaf, i'm just ignoring you.

caution i swerve and hit people at random.

my wife's other car is a broom.

sometimes i wake up grumpy, other times i let her sleep.
 

Alive again

A daughter of the King of Kings!
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CUte!
 
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cruztacean

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"If you can read this, thank a teacher."

"HANG UP AND DRIVE!!!"

"I don't care what you {heart}, what you brake for, or what you'd rather be doing."

And my favorite twist on the "I {heart} whatever":
"I {spade} my pet. Have you?"

"My other car is a crosstown bus"

Seen on the back of a little Pinto: "When I grow up I'll be a Cadillac."

Seriously, that "stay off the sidewalk" one needs to be mine.
 
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