i just a got a new car for my wife today. Best trade i ever made.
go ahead and honk. I'm reloading.
if you don't like the way i drive, get off the sidewalk.
this vehicle may wreck or explode at any time for no apperent reason.
have you joined Thinker's Anonymous yet?
i don't suffer from insanity, i enjoy every minute of it.
i'm not driving drunk, i just can't drive.
forget about world peace...visualize your turn signal blinking!
after the rapture can i have your car?
my son is an honor student at the State Correctional Facility.
driver carries NO CASH-wife and kids have it all.
honk if the twins fall out!
cover me i'm changing lanes!
i'm not deaf, i'm just ignoring you.
caution i swerve and hit people at random.
my wife's other car is a broom.
sometimes i wake up grumpy, other times i let her sleep.
go ahead and honk. I'm reloading.
if you don't like the way i drive, get off the sidewalk.
this vehicle may wreck or explode at any time for no apperent reason.
have you joined Thinker's Anonymous yet?
i don't suffer from insanity, i enjoy every minute of it.
i'm not driving drunk, i just can't drive.
forget about world peace...visualize your turn signal blinking!
after the rapture can i have your car?
my son is an honor student at the State Correctional Facility.
driver carries NO CASH-wife and kids have it all.
honk if the twins fall out!
cover me i'm changing lanes!
i'm not deaf, i'm just ignoring you.
caution i swerve and hit people at random.
my wife's other car is a broom.
sometimes i wake up grumpy, other times i let her sleep.