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>> >>>>Born a Baptist:
>> >>>>
>> >>>>Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill
>> and
>> >>>>cook a venison steak.
>> >>>>
>> >>>>But all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic....and since it was
>> Lent,
>> >>>>they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday.
>> >>>>
>> >>>>The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing
>> such a
>> >>>>problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their
>> >>>>priest. The Priest came to visit Bubba and suggested that he become
>> a
>> >>>>Catholic. After several classes and much study, Bubba attended
>> >>>>Mass.....and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said,
>> >>>>"You were born a Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a
>> >>>>Catholic."
>> >>>>
>> >>>>Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night
>> arrived, and
>> >>>>the wonderful aroma of grilled venison again filled the
>> neighborhood.
>> >>>>
>> >>>>The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors and as he rushed
>> into
>> >>>>Bubba's yard clutching a rosary preparing to scold him, he stopped
>> and
>> >>>>watched in amazement.
>> >>>>..
>> >>>>....
>> >>>>..........
>> >>>>...............
>> >>>>......................
>> >>>>
>> >>>>There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he
>> >>>>carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted: "You wuz
>> born a
>> >>>>deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you is a catfish."
>> >>>>
>> >>>>Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill
>> and
>> >>>>cook a venison steak.
>> >>>>
>> >>>>But all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic....and since it was
>> Lent,
>> >>>>they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday.
>> >>>>
>> >>>>The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing
>> such a
>> >>>>problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their
>> >>>>priest. The Priest came to visit Bubba and suggested that he become
>> a
>> >>>>Catholic. After several classes and much study, Bubba attended
>> >>>>Mass.....and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said,
>> >>>>"You were born a Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a
>> >>>>Catholic."
>> >>>>
>> >>>>Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night
>> arrived, and
>> >>>>the wonderful aroma of grilled venison again filled the
>> neighborhood.
>> >>>>
>> >>>>The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors and as he rushed
>> into
>> >>>>Bubba's yard clutching a rosary preparing to scold him, he stopped
>> and
>> >>>>watched in amazement.
>> >>>>..
>> >>>>....
>> >>>>..........
>> >>>>...............
>> >>>>......................
>> >>>>
>> >>>>There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he
>> >>>>carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted: "You wuz
>> born a
>> >>>>deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you is a catfish."
