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lmarie23 · May 7, 2007

If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?

Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?

If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?

If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven?

Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts?

lmarie23 · May 7, 2007

Can you cry underwater?

You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?

If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant?

Why doesn't flavored gum turn your mouth that color?

If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?

lmarie23 · May 7, 2007

Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?

Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?

If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe?

If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets?

Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?

lmarie23 · May 7, 2007

Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on?

How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time?

If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"?

When the French swear do they say pardon my English?

Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what somebody said, or do they hear the words in their head?

BigToe · May 7, 2007

WalksWithChrist said:
Did you laugh at "emo" Peter Parker? (I sure did!!)

Yes I totally did. His emo dancing in the street wasn't as good as the dancing with "Raindrops keep falling on my head" in the other one though. And he wore eye liner!

BigToe · May 7, 2007

MQTA said:
I'm on the west coast of Florida. Heading towards Pensacola tomorrow, then Atlanta, Greenville, Raleigh, WashDC, and back to NY... should take 8-10 days to get home... all depends on the people along the way.

sounds like a blast. i hope you're taking pictures for me!

BigToe · May 7, 2007

What's the difference between a novel and a book? I think a book can be anything on pages and bound in book fashion. Isn't a novel a work of fictitious prose?

How old are you before it can be said you died of old age? I think you have to be really old, more than just qualifying for senior citizen discounts. My grandmother is in her 70s or 80s or something but you wouldn't know it by looking at her or spending time with her, so I think it will still be many decades before she could die of old age. But someone else might just be old when they are 75 and able to qualify. I'm not sure there is a universal age with which to qualify that.

If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it? HAHA funny you ask, my friend and I were talking about that on the way to the movie yesterday. I think they shouldn't because they wouldn't have to rewind the film for the next screening. But we both think they do show it anyway.

If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth? In some cultures they believe that. I guess it more depends on the contract you signed to purchase the land.

If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket? I think it needs to be cooked. So maybe it is a raw pocket.

BigToe · May 7, 2007

Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn't be mysteries. HEHE I like that show. Sometimes they do broadcast ones that aren't solved and at a later date may rebroadcast it with an update saying, yay it got solved. I suppose it is called unsolved mysteries because they went unsolved for a period of time before getting a resolution?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? lack of oxygen to dry it perhaps.

Do penguins have knees? they must, they wear tuxes!

Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on? Maybe because it is sending off a noise to turn off your sleeping? I mean the clock is on all the time, so it can't just be on in that moment. I usually just call it the alarm. Or maybe they say it is going off because it is upsetting htem and they are going to smash it to turn it off!

BigToe · May 7, 2007

How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it? Oh, so you don't block it or something. That way everyone can run at it at the same time and get clogged up during the emergency.

Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway? Because they are prettier shells than what most people find themselves. I think it is a scam and refuse to buy shells. But I'm also more willing to spend time looking through the shells on a beach to find a good one. I think some folks are too lazy

In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section? Perhaps they have a religion section and it is there. I think to qualify it as fiction or non-fiction in a library might be making a bit of a political statement that would cause problems for them. Especially if it is a state or city operated library.

Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge? I didn't realize he had parents. I guess he got squashed or grew in a corner.

Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel? Depends on if their two humps are larger or smaller than a one hump I guess. I think teh two humps just make it easier for people to sit somewhere

JPPT1974 · May 7, 2007

Big Toe, are you a pyschic or something?
You seem to have all the answers.

BigToe · May 7, 2007

If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk? HEHE, no I think it makes it sweet

Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you? Poultry have a classed society too.

If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it? Somehow I doubt it. But I don't see why they'd break my door down. If I'm here, I'd answer it. Especially if someone yelled FBI!

If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven? I hope not.

Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts? building a pool for the winningest though ever I guess.

BigToe · May 7, 2007

Can you cry underwater? I've never tried, but I can cry in the shower, is that good enough?

You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them? If they don't have a sign that says no pants, no service. Though, I guess you can wear a dress, shorts, or a skirt and not have on any pants and it not be an issue yes?

If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant? No, I think it is still African. At least until it gets its citizenship, then it is just American.

Why doesn't flavored gum turn your mouth that color? What color. Flavors have a color? I've found some flavored gums can turn your mouth colors, but I think it has more to do with which dyes the gum has than the flavoring. It would be nice if the flavor stuck in your mouth as long as the color though.

If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient? I think they'd find new doctors to work on the doctor. But if he's dead they might just call the medical examiner.

BigToe · May 7, 2007

Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground? Because deep down those people are cruel and torturing their children with happy sounding threats of death. I've never understood that being a sweet night song either.

Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are? Unless you walk on your head. I thought head over heels means you're in love. Perhaps it means the emotion goes all the way from their head down to their heels and their head is just over their heels and so happy too.

If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe? She's really really stinky.

If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets? Yes I think so, what if their skin flakes into the food....ewww

Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness? Because there are some really stupid people in the world. And I think they're trying to avoid litigation from those really stupid people. Sort of like coffee cups saying Caution May Be Hot even though someone ordered hot coffee but then sued because ouch it hurt their hand it was so hot haha.

BigToe · May 7, 2007

Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on? Probably. I think to the nudist, the nude body doesn't carry with it all the connotations it does for some who aren't nudists.

How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time? It's the evil gene.

If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"? Yes, but that's because he makes the audience stand up while he sits.

When the French swear do they say pardon my English? No, they pardon their German.

Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what somebody said, or do they hear the words in their head? I've really never thought about it. I suppose it depends on if they've ever been able to hear or not.

BigToe · May 7, 2007

JPPT1974 said:
Big Toe, are you a pyschic or something?
You seem to have all the answers.

HAHA no, I'm just goofy. *snuggles* I hope you're well.

lmarie23 · May 7, 2007

you are a quick question-answerer! do you want more?

lmarie23 · May 7, 2007

i'm guessing... your answer is yes! so here you go:

Why does every Abraham Lincoln impersonator sound the same, even though there are no known audio recordings of the man?

How's come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up.

Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.

When Atheists go to Court, they can't swear on the bible, can they?

If marbles are not made of marble, why are they called marbles?

lmarie23 · May 7, 2007

If you dig a hole through the center of the earth, come out on the other side, and then let go, would you be falling down or floating up?

Could you be a closet claustrophobic?

Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them?

If ketchup is good on french fries, how come it isn't good on mashed potatoes?

Where do all the daylight savings hours go?

lmarie23 · May 7, 2007

Can you slam a revolving door?

If winnie the pooh was civilized enough to keep his honey in jars, why did he eat it off his hands? Surely he had spoons?

Why does it say "shake well" on ketchup bottles, but not ketchup packets?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why does it say do not use before work with heavy machinery on the back of childrens tylenol? I mean..really could we save that many people by getting those darn five year-olds with headcolds off those forklifts?!

lmarie23 · May 7, 2007

If mirrors need light to work, what happens if you put night vision goggles on in the dark and look at a mirror?

What is a chickpea if it is neither a chick nor a pea?

Why is it called the People's Republic Of China when China's not a republic?

If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?

Why are dandelions considered weeds when daisies are considered flowers?

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