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BEWARE!!! This is kinda bad.But it is funny.If you Like FMA...

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ttreg said:
dude stop hitting on her shes 8 yrs younger then u. ur over 18 shes under wait 2 yrs then people wont think of you as a creepy old man.................................................lol
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You found me out. I'm not actually 22. I'm 14.





K, I lied again. I'm 22.

tregg, you look cute in that plant.

Gotta spread the love!
 
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notanordinarygirl said:
Why, yes. Yes I am. Thank you.

*Takes out katana and awaits the famous Mr. Norris*
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You're going to need more than that katana. Take this!

*tosses NOAG cheese sabor*

I hear that Mr. Norris is allergic to CHEESE!!
 
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*runs to evil anti-cheese lair*

The fuzz won't find me here!

*There's a knock at the door*

*opens door*

Yes, may I help you?

"Sir, we are form the Police. Have you been terrorizing this little plant?"

Yes, sir. But I love that little tulip!!!

"It's pretty clear that you are a sicko. But then again, a plant did just walk into HQ and report you."

What are you going to do, sir?

"Have a drink. It's been a long day."

*Police leave*
 
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notanordinarygirl said:


Wow, you guys sure posted a lot while I was away. Did you stay home or something? xD
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I did. I called in sick for work. I won't say why......






























Ok, I will. I pulled a muscle in my back this morning..............by sneezing. :o I sneezed in the shower and felt a horrible pain in my back. It's a little better now but still hurts quite a bit. Stupid sneeze. I'm an old man, NOAG. Next week I'll break a hip climing a curb.
 
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