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Rising_Suns

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Hmmm...I would join you Annabel but i hardly think my forces of attraction would work as effectively as yours does on these two humans. If your situation is of dire need of assistance (which it doesn't look like it is yet), may I suggest a partner of the same gender. The two of you combined could really take over the entire male population of this forum if you so choose. 

I think it's also noteworthy to advice you to breif these humans on the Klingon mating ritual. It's only fair to them. Otherwise, they have no idea what they think they're are chasing after.

 

Brim,

better wise up man. The "battle between dark vs. light" is just a mask to divert attention away from her true intentions; *whispers* domination of the entire male gender. shhhhhh....

 
 
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In case anyone missed this the first time.....


We, the undersigned, hereby give legal notice that the property known as "FELLOWSHIP COURT” has been, legally and with no hostile intent, taken over by the KLINGON EMPIRE.
This Affidavit shall be binding upon the parties, their successors, assigns and personal representatives Ad infinitum.
Please direct any questions to Klingon Operative, Annabel Lee.
This agreement shall be enforced. (Don’t ask)
Thank you and Have a Nice Day!

K’Plett of the House of Moge
Annabel Lee..Klingon Operative, special assignments
Antonin Scalia..Supreme Court Justice

Sign Here Brimshack _______________________________
 
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Gerry

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Sorry but I just didnt have the patience to read 48 pages of a klingon ang a warty green guy arguing...(lol I just read the first page and Im already confused...)
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Warty green guy? Have you no respect at all??? He can't help his looks. It is true he has a very small neck, but he has a big heart. And all Annabell want's to do is pick on him and harass and torture him to death.
 
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Brimshack

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I don't have warts; those are beauty marks. You will need to rehide your socks Lost, but first be sure and debug your home, and try humming the Battle Hymn of the Republic as you do it, that will disturb the radar waves. DOWN IN FRONT! Annabel has obviously defeated your powers of hypnosis Gerry; it appears that she has gown more powerful in the interim since this thread was last active. And, of yes, Rising Suns, Annabel's plans have been clear to me from the very beginning. But she won't get me, even if I have to have an operation.

…and my lawyer has advised me not to sign anything you give me Annabel dear, except perhaps on the third Sunday of an even numbered month.
 
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