Ask The Evil Genie

[If Not For Grace]

1) Ask the evil genie to grant a wish.

2) The evil genie grants the wish, but with a
twist.

EXAMPLE:

Post A: I wish I would win the lottery.

Genie: GRANTED, but so many other people
had the same winning number this
week, you share of the jackpot will
be $5.00.

Alternate being the wisher and the genie...

 

[shezshy]

I wish I had really long hair again

 

[brinny]

Your wish is granted but unfortunately you're left with the fate of Rapnzel, in a tower, but minus Prince Charming..

Muwaahaahaaa I'm just the evil genie...

 

[If Not For Grace]

I wish I could lose 50 pounds by tonight.

 

[brinny]

You do, but only if you agree to live as a frog for 6 months....

 

[princess_biscuit]

I wish I could be well without having surgery.

 

[If Not For Grace]

Granted but all your body hair must vanish completely forever, including eyelashes.

 

[If Not For Grace]

only if you agree to live as a frog for 6 months

Give me directions to my lilly pad!!!

 

[Leader of the Banned]

I wish diabetes would disappear....

 

[If Not For Grace]

Granted, all substances with sugar are "banned" from human consumption except honey.

 

[If Not For Grace]

I wish we could abolish hatred.