D) You come to the realization that leaving a door open or a light on really IS a big deal...Especially when you have to pay the electric bill yourself.
E) You begin to understand why Metamucil has a huge following.
F) Riding a skateboard scares you.
G) You buy something you haven't bought in years, see the new price, and find yourself thinking, "Well! When I was younger that used to cost only (put ridiculous price here)!"
H) You casually look at the price of a house just like yours, and realize it cost 500% more than what you paid for your house in 1992.
I) You realize that the cost of a Hummer or an Escalade today is more than what you paid for your house in 1992.
J) You suddenly comprehend the power of equity.
K) You find yourself thinking of how ludicrous your teenager looks in his stylishly baggy clothes, and ignore the fact that you once wore leg warmers, ripped shirts, popped collars and Z. Cavaricci jeans.
L) You growl at your teenager to cut his hair, and totally forget about the yearbook pictures that show that your mullet reached past your shoulder blades
M) Depend undergarments suddenly give you a sense of your own, impending mortality...And you start wondering who's going to visit you in the nursing home!
N) Multivitamins are a necessity.
O) You don't know who Angelina Jolie, Mishka Barton, Paris Hilton, Nicole Ritchie, or Lindsey Lohan are, and you wonder why Dannie Glover or Eddie Murphy haven't made any more movies in the past 10 years.
P) You see a picture of Sir Paul McCartney, and you can't believe he has enough wrinkles deep enough to hide a small dog in.
